i had to get up and walk away three separate times this chap alone... i hope ur proud

im laughing so hard right now what a fuckin gift

This might be the best thing ever in all of human history. For realzies

...I laughed very much. It was hilarious! xD

Oh, I can see it. I'm sure it goes the other way around too.

Their bickering is PERFECT.
Can you be gay from the sternum up?
If he ever lunges, the automail isn't going to help. It takes wood, right? And I can't just clap and turn metal into wood. Oh, hey! I'd just have to dive for that chair. Break off a leg, go for the heart. I'm fast, I could do it.x
"So, you know, if you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here for you."Mustang screamed.
"Well, that's good, 'cause you'd kinda be dicks if you didn't." Ed sucked on an ice cube.
Havoc continued the story. "And then, get this, he tells us that we are confused, and that he's known he was gay pretty much since he could walk, and what's the big deal? Then he says, thanks for the drinks, pats Fuery on the back, and suggests we call a cab. Then walks out in the straightest line you've seen in your life."
I am going to give you a piece of paper, and you are each going to write down five things you like about the other, I know there are at least five, Edward, and I sincerely hope yours won't be a list of anatomical terms, sir. You have five minutes."

this had me laughing for quite a while. And my mom had been really, really, really unhappy for my sudden outbursts while reading this alone. Can't blame her with that one. But hey, this is really cute. I can imagine Roy being a full time Clavicle-obsessed maniac who would lunge and devour Edward's beautiful set of clavicles, as Roy put it- hey he's the expert here, not me. Plus he's a really cute drunk, that's for sure. With all those slurring words and unimaginable talkativeness.

Uh, so I notice you haven't updated in YEARS... Please don't leave the story off here. This is freaking AMAZING! You are just one spectacular writer! Seriously, the way you write, I've just never seen a more refreshing, original style before and I am absolutely in love with it. The way you write the FMA characters is just amazing, not to mention you've made Ed and Roy absolutely freaking adorable. So please, do continue with this.

Dear lord...Alphonse? ...oh dear...

OH NO SHE DIDN'T! HAHAHA! SHE TOLD AL! HAHAHAHAH!

*nosebleed* jfnapogapribgierb LOVEE IT! Dude, it was all just so, I dunno, subtle, but it still made me have a nosebleed! God, you're writing style is brilliant! It holds so much personality, humor, and you just have such a way with words. I'm so jealous! XD

I love how Ed thinks Roy's a cute drunk! Actually, I find it hysterical that Ed doesn't seem to even get drunk no matter how much he drinks.

I love how the whole chapter was dialogue. And, if I'm not mistaken, did they kiss at the end? Haha, I love this story!

Mustaches? ...hahaha!

Riza, the couples' counselor...that's some heavy duty counseling.