remind me of fanfic Prototypex Twilight but less violence probably

YES! WHOOOO! GO BEATO! OMFG, I would've helped her blow up the Twilight universe if I was there! This story gets 10 out of 10 on the awesome scale! TAKE THAT TWILIGHT-LOVERS! UMINEKO PWNS ALL! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

OMG THIS STPRY SUCKS I AM TWILIGHT FAN AND THIS IS INSULTY TO TWILIGHT!1! DIE! BEATRICE IS A STUPID NOOB AND IS NOT WORTHY OF INSULTING EDWZARD!

BERN IS EMO FAG AND LAMBDSDELTA IS STUPID/ I WATCHED THE ANIME AND I FOUND OUT HOW STUPID THESE CHARACTERS ARE

I love this story.

Lol! As much as I dislike the Twilight series, I think making Beatrice (or any of the witches) as the opponent would probably invite pity for anyone even remotely related to Twilight. I mean, Beatrice won't stop at one game, for she'll probably mind rape everyone (even Meyers for kicks) over and over until she gets bored. THEN it's Bern's and Lambda's turn, and I don't think even giving Edward a funeral would do justice to how much he and Bella would suffer.

Seriously, unless a writer of a Umineko/Twilight crossover fanfic is actually a rabid Twilight fangirl as you stated, I can't imagine anything but Beatrice trolling and cackling as everyone suffers. Mind you, there aren't and never will have any Battlers in the Twilight series, and that's enough to make me want to say "Rest in Peace."

But they won't. *cacklecackle*

my ratings cow was too much thanks again I love

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LOL This was so funny! I loved the last line. XD

This seems more like a venting story since the transitioning is very choppy and all that but I won't go into detail because I fricken' LOVE this story. I swear, my love for Beato increased ten-fold. But no small bombs? D8 Oh well~ I love this story 'cuz it has Umineko and Twilight bashing. That's an awesome combination if you ask me. ;P I agree with everything written here. And fffffffff. I lost The Game. XD; Thanks. :P

A lot of language- hence the summery of a lot of fowl language. But I still loved it!

I was laughing so hard at this. Simply genius. 3 xD ilu

Pedowolf- another thing that had me laughing my ass off. Great job. xD

This was the greatest thing ever written. Even if it made me lose the game.

You, my friend, just won the game.

didn't like the last part and the overuse of bad language:( but other than that this was sort of epic! this really made me crack up! yay! Tyler's van for the win!

Um, to be quite honest, I don't think Beatrice would give a damn about Twilight or Bella being a disgrace to women.

But whatever, I'll led it slide cause it's crack and things are suppose to not make sense...I think that's what you're going for.

This fic made my day, PEDOWOLF! XD

Potty mouth! XI

Genius! Poorly written, but it's just a vehicle to get a point across, right?

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Thank you for destroying Twatlight! Yes I just said that! Ah~ If only this were true