So far not a good morning off.
Jack will be sleeping on the sofa, de-calf for everyone else.
Everyone will be cleaning their own mess.

hahaha... brilliant. I can just feel Ianto's frustration oozing out. (Don't worry I'll clean up the ooze - don't want him getting mad at me)

The whole team needs to get locked in the cells for and hour without coffee, then made to clean up their own messes...and Jack needs to be sleeping on the couch for a week.
Poor Ianto...it's like being surrounded by a pack of ADHD, poo flinging toddlers.
Maybe he needs to talk to the Queen about that possible performance of Ave Maria and let the team stew for a few days (nice holiday at Balmoral perhaps), his return contingent upon the Hub (and house) being pristine without him being the one to clean it all.