Basically, Price and Prejudice... with Elves. The accident child of a meme, unearthed for a repeat. This is the consolidation of the two drabbles. Feat the Bennets, Galadriel, Elladan and Elrohir, Aragorn and Glorfindel. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Complete! Five unwed sisters have little hopes of making a decent match in the rustic town of Bree. However, the distant stirrings of the War of the Ring lead to unexpected improvements in the local marriage market.