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Joined 11-08-17, id: 9964769, Profile Updated: 06-12-20
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Age: 14, don't judge me.

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 154Ibs, I can't tell if I'm fat or not yet...

Race: Hispanic, I think it's a race so fuck off.

Country: United States

Favorite Band/Bands: Guns N' Roses, Billy Joel, David Bowie, The Beetles. I'm cultured.

Favorite Food/Foods: Pancakes, especially the ones from this place called Cracker Barrel and the Hotcakes from McDonalds. They're so good, put only with the perfect amount of Maple Syrup, too much and it get's soggy, too little and it's just bread. I also love French Fries, which actually originate from Belgium.

Future Job: I'm totally going to be an Underwater Welder. They make fat stacks, the job seems fun and looks really cool, and all around, I'm not that afraid of the ocean.

Occupation: Student. I wanted to work at McDonalds over this summer, but my Dad wants me to focus on playing football. Honestly, fuck that. If I'm not like elite by the time I'm a Junior, I'm quitting. I need money to get important things, like video games.

Greatest Fears: Escalators, I once fell down one of those fuckers at a Beer Factory, don't ask why I was there, and my knees just peeled off. Terrible experience. I also hate the dark, since it makes you super anxious of what might be out there. I also don't like loneliness. Seriously, if I was in the Backrooms from Creepypasta I'd kill myself within thirty minutes. Sure, I can go weeks without talking to people, but at least I know there's people out there. I don't think I could stand being alone with nobody even within a mile.

Personality: I'm pretty laid-back if I had to describe myself. I don't get angry often, in fact, I don't think I've ever thrown a temper tantrum, merely because it would embarrass me to the extreme. I'm usually calm, I think I have a good sense of humor as well. I guess I'm pretty kind as well, several people have called me the nicest person they've ever met. Eh, I'm not buying it, but high praise doesn't come without a bit of truth. My downsides are my complete lack of work ethic, until someone pisses me off and I feel petty enough to do something just to spite them. That's really the best incentive for me, besides financial rewards. What can I say? I'm a frugal man.

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How to Coexist by Spoilerarlert reviews
Rent in NYC is ridiculous, but by a stroke of luck, Mikasa manages to snag an apartment for mindblowingly cheap rates. However, upon moving in, she discovers, to her horror, that her roommate Eren was a past one-night stand. In which two twenty-somethings struggle to shrug aside their misgivings, not to mention diffuse a helluva lotta sexual tension—for the sake of affordable rent.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 7/13 - [Mikasa A., Eren Y.]
Love by RosaKei reviews
Love can bring people together, as well as break people apart. Armin Arlert finds himself in love with Mikasa Ackerman, however the raven has eyes for someone else, Eren Jaeger. Time goes by, feelings change. In this unrequited love, a love triangle forms. In the end, in Love, a choice must be made, even if it ends up hurting someone. What choice will Mikasa make...?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,923 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A.]
Washed-Up and Rundown by Spoilerarlert reviews
Levi, a washed-up ex-journalist working a dead-end custodian job, finds himself transplanted into a suburban neighborhood, serving as the legal guardian of his sixteen-year-old second cousin, twice removed, Mikasa. He ends up butting heads w the local pain-in-the-ass, Eren, who might just have a thing for her. (Cover art by @AlysiusArt on Twitter/Tumblr!)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,515 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Mikasa A., Eren Y.] Levi A. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9965 - Favs: 14,940 - Follows: 14,160 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Love Hurts by pieck-aboo reviews
Eren and Mikasa are high school sweethearts set to embark on their first year at college. The only drawback? Aside from attending different schools, they're both introduced to potential love interests looking to claim them as their own. Eren becomes drawn to the stoic Annie, while Levi pursues Mikasa, convinced they were made for each other. EreMika, EreAni, LeviMika (Modern AU)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,247 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] [Mikasa A., Levi A.]
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11351 - Favs: 15,963 - Follows: 10,700 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Namikaze Legend by Aerotyl reviews
What if Sarutobi Hiruzen was the one who sealed the Kyuubi, not Minato? Namikaze Naruto makes his name a legend by the age of 12, who could possibly rival this prodigy? eventual Narusaku, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU. SEQUEL OUT: INARI'S PRAYER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,444 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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AOT - Redesigned reviews
This is basically just going to be Attack on Titan with some changes to make the story way less depressing, because regardless of how apt it is, sad endings suck. Eren isn't a clueless edgy moron for however long, no Curse of Ymir, Eren doesn't turn into a genocidal maniac, relationships. Happy things, basically.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/19 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Annie L.
A Kinder World reviews
A Oneshot AU timeline where things played out differently during Chapter 123. Mikasa wonders what life would've been like if the world was just a bit kinder, and Eren tries to decide whether to save his friends or give into his feelings.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
A Few Words reviews
Naruto Uzumaki goes through life as normal, but instead of his true identity and his status as container of the Kyuubi being kept from him, the Third Hokage told him at a young age. How does this change the events of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/12 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Asuma S.