Hello lovely people.

I’m Jennie; I’m 21 and am from sunny ol’ England. I always wanted to be a journalist or do something to do with English when I was younger but well that got way laid in favour of a psychology degree but I have always loved writing stories and this is now my outlet for doing it hehe! I could never give it up because I really do enjoy it so much.

Anyway I’ve been a member of this site for a while now and I figured it was about time I wrote myself a decent profile!

So here goes, I’m a massive Friends fan and love to read and write fan fiction about the show. My absolute favourite Friends character is Chandler – you gotta love that boy. I love the rest of the gang too Phoebe cos she’s so quirky, Joey cos he’s loveable, Rachel cos she’s grown over the years, Monica cos she’s ‘squinky’ and Ross cos he can be so stupid sometimes – “I’m an 8”! But Chandler is definitely my fave! He just is the best; I really can’t say how much I love him hehe!

I’m a huge Chanoey fan and I love Mondler too. I was never keen on Randler but lately after reading some stories on here I've become a fan of the pairing.

Anyway one thing you should know, I’m terrible for updating. You generally find when I have inspiration I go updating mad. Most of the time though I’m clueless as to what is going to happen in my stories so you can feel free to pm me with ideas or just to tell me to get a move on lol!

Please review my fics, reviews make me happy hehe!

And now I shall leave you with some of my fave quotes (expect this list to frequently grow lol!)

Quotes

‘A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.’ – Ross Geller

‘Hey I married a lesbian to make you look good!’ – Ross Geller

‘That’s too much information.’ – Chandler Bing

‘I so do not… I so do… I so… oh shut up!’ – Chandler Bing

‘If I were a guy and... did I just say if I were a guy?’ – Chandler Bing

‘Chandler Bing it’s time to see your thing.’ – Rachel Green

‘This is not a marriage it’s the world’s worst hangover!’ – Rachel Green

‘If you would like information on my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer.’ – Phoebe Buffay

‘Yeah but Monica, do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, that’s not how your dad used to do it!’ – Phoebe Buffay

‘Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re going to love it!’ – Monica Geller

‘Let go! I’m a tiny little woman!’ – Monica Geller

‘The next time you take a shower remember the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.’ – Joey Tribbiani

‘I wasn’t the only one who looked stupid remember when Ross tried to say butternut squash and it came out squatternut bosh.’ – Joey Tribbiani.

‘How you doin’?’ – Joey Tribbiani

'All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!" - Chandler Bing

Ross: Your money's mine Green. Rachel: Your fly's open Geller!

Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

Ross: You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH! MY SANDWICH!

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom... I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates... Aaaaaaaagh! My eyes! My eyes!