Pontificatorhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. Formerly HarkTisLark. 8/10/09 I have no intention of updating the WIPs anytime in the near future, very sorry. Pairing-tastes: Basically, anything goes, as long as it's well-written, in-character, and convincing. It's really all in the author's hands. Genre-loves: Angst, mindfck, humor, and the ubiquitous romance. Fandom-obsessions: Naruto and Harry Potter. Bleach looks promising. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the publications that these fanworks are based on. I also cannot vouch for the quality of said fanworks. Read at your own risk. |
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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6864 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ghosts by Rizzle reviews
Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 6,879 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
This Isle of Ashes by Silverlight reviews
Hinata asks for help and finds it, much to everyone's dismay. [Hyuugacentric, semiAUish, NejiHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
let's fill it up by loveling reviews
Sakuno is graduating and next year, she'll be in high school. But first, she finds herself forced to take a good look at her life by no other than her very best friend. [a fine puzzle Prequel, SLIGHT RyoSaku, TomoSaku friendship]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - R. Sakuno, O. Tomoka - Complete
Spiral Out by Annwyd reviews
Things go wrong, and people struggle to cope, and over a decade later, someone tries to fix them. [Nine out of thirteen chapters complete] CHAPTER NINE: Tsunade takes matters into her own hands, and Sakura and Sonmei meet someone in the darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,762 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Dark Side of the Moon by O Dio Mio reviews
One seems to have maintained her youthful innocence despite adversity. One never had any innocence to begin with. And they are sitting on opposite ends of the train. WIP, SSLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,134 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
That Awful Sound by Eveilae reviews
[KAKAOBIRIN] Kakashi's sent on a mission to discover the location of several missingnin when he finds himself facing a past he'd thought was dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Things We Learnt About Kuchiki Rukia by afrai reviews
There are two schools of thought on the stories about my mother, writes Kuchiki Rukia's son in his 154th year.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Black by Silverlight reviews
[AU] [IchigoRukiaRenji] She sits in a bar, drinks gin, and watches Ichigo and Renji.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Field of Fallen Leaves by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha has its seasons, and a generation born in winter may not last through fall. [One shot, KakashiRin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Unlegendary by rayemars reviews
Ino and Sakura, no person is a legend to their friends. Spoilers for the timeskip Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Uchiha by Annwyd reviews
The past and the future are separate countries. The Lady Uchiha lingers on the bridge between them. [SasuSaku] [Futurefic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29/2005
Take It All Off by Annwyd reviews
A lighthearted glimpse of the sex lives of personally dysfunctional ninja. AnkoKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Our Friends Who Have Gone Ahead by kimi no vanilla reviews
Sakura leaves first. Kakashi leaves second. And all that's left to do is nothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Vermillion by Velvet Death reviews
Red X is Robin's alter ego. But when Red X starts to follow and seduce Raven, and Robin was accountable at all those times, what would the Titans do? Who is Red X? RobRav [Finished]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Project Human by randomsomeone reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,362 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Shall Pass by Lisse reviews
Sasuke, a living weapon, and the past. This is how life is. It, too, shall pass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Sasuke U. - Complete
As Thick as Blood by Lisse reviews
Two decades after the defeat of Voldemort, Rory Malfoy and Jim ChangPotter begin to uncover a past their parents want buried forever and learn that sometimes friendship is stronger than blood. [on hold]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,835 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2001
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Back to Three reviews
[oneshot][NaruSasuSaku] Team Seven learns to live, hate, and love. It's been a long journey from start to finish, but all Naruto wants to know now is how long it'll take to get back to the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Departures reviews
[oneshot] The day of Kakashi's funeral is the first day Sakura sees both her boys crying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
An American Tragedy reviews
[AU][NaruSasu] It’s been seventeen years since the parental units were dismantled and discarded like toys out of favor, and the tapestry behind their deaths is woven together by books, art, and sexual tension. [Multichapter, WIP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Immortal reviews
[KakaRin][RinYon][KakaSaku] Apparently, history doesn't just repeat itself. It comes in vicious cycles. [Multichapter, WIP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Rin
Take Over reviews
And you thought Sakura was the only one with a split personality. Part 2: Gaara does Sakura. [Multiple Pairings] [A series of PWP crack!drabbles]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Carrying Them reviews
[Oneshot] Kakashi carries her smile, his grin, and his eye.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
