Who are you and why are you reading my profile? Just kidding. You're allowed.

Some shows I've written stories for:

Bones

JAG (posted under the penname "Lexxi")

Law & Order: SVU

Stargate SG-1

Some other things you might be interested in knowing about me:

~I love reviews

~I love musicals

~I love reviews

~I love dance

~I love reviews

~I love music

~Did I mention reviews?

And the downer portion of this profile, some of my pet peeves in reviews:

~"Update soon!"

~~Before you get all defensive, let me explain--I feel like that statement is an admonition that I don't update often enough. So if I'm posting a chapter almost every day, find some other way to keep me motivated to write.

~"Longer chapters, please."

~~Usually the same people telling me to update soon. You can't have it both ways. And even if you're not telling me to "Update soon," I will give you the same amount of story, just in more chapters. Capisce?

~"More (insert preferred 'ship couple here) romance!"

~~I try to write as in-character as possible. This is, as a rule, not typically romantic. This holds especially true if the story is not actually categorized as "Romance." I'm sure there's a logical correllation to be had there.

So, that's it. Thanks to all two of you who read my profile. And hi, James.