HI!!

Names: Dokyou, Alayna, Laynie

Bio: I live in Ill. Um... I have red hair blue eyes, and LURV anime and manga w/ a passion!! I am going to college to be a therapeutic riding instructor. I love silly things, like pirate songs, Irish drinking songs, and dirty limericks.

Fave Quotes: If at first you don't succeed, ask a girl for help!'

Inside me lives a skinny woman, yelling to get out, but I can shut her up with cookies! - Unknown

If you can't be a good example, then you will just have to be a horrible warning.- unknown.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! WHat Ride!'

I (heart) purple sheep!

I'll Polka your eyes out!!

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The future is now... and now, and now...

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you fcking McTosser!

Start walking behind me, we'll start a parade.

The zombies only want you for your brains.

Roses are yellow, violets are green, oh, and I'm color blind.

It's just safer to assume I know Karate.

Allow me to explain through interpretive dance.

To Err is human, to Arr is pirate!

Ninjas and pirates agree: Cowboys suck.

Death: our nations #1 killer!

Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder!

I Shower naked!

Stop destroying our planet! That's where I keep my stuff.

You guys aren't small! Your space efficient!"

Damn beautiful green eyes, they have an evil evilyness about them that makes you spill your guts.

Where there is a will there is thousands of relatives.

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

When life gives you lemons, wonder why the hell life couldn't be doing something more valuable than giving you sour, yellow fruit.

I'll mutilate you with my handy dandy CHEESE GRATER!!- me

But that's just mean, and why the HELL do you carry a cheese grater in your car?!- Kitchen

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -- MASH

"Quack, damn you." -- Mythbusters

"The ground is farting at me." -- Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs

"Crazy? Crazy?! I used to be crazy! They put me in a room. A rubber room! They told me to get a life. Life is a magazine worth 25 cents. But I only had 15... Now that's crazy!" -- littlekawaiifirefox

"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there was someone like that, he would be a shallow soul." -- Hiei - YYH movie: The Poltergeist Report

Characters: Serenity, Lena, and Dokyou.

Muses: Ame: A female, with short black hair, and green cat like eyes who likes to throw water balloons at unsuspecting people.

Hi: Also a female, but with long red hair, and purple eyes, who likes to shrink wrap things.

Fave. Animes: Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Yu Yu Hakash, Slayers, Dragon Ball/Z/GT, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop

Fave. Yaoi Pairs: Heero/Duo, Duo/Wufei, Quatre/Trowa, Trowa/Heero, Goury/Zelgadis

Fave. X-over Pairs: Heero/Serena, Heero/Rae, Lita/Trowa, Lita/Duo, Quatre/Mina, Wufei/Rae, Wufei/Serena, Trowa/Lita, Trowa/Amy, Duo/Amy, Duo/Mina, Duo/Serena, Duo/Hitoru

Fave Pairs: Goury/Lina, Serena/Darien, Amy/Greg, Lita/Andrew!!Zechs/Noin!!, Wufei/Sally, Amara/Michiru

Fave. Manga: Loveless, Gravitation, The Harlequin Ginger Series, Gundam Wing, Eerie Queerie, D.N.Angel, Hellsing

Fave. Cartoons: Ben 10: Alien Force, Avatar: the Last Air Bender, Power Puff Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"92 of the teenage population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost the if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off."

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better inky dinky donky daddy had a donkey .
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (yo-yos are still cool You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool. (still pretty freakin awesome)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.