I'm a newcomer to the world of writingfanfiction, as you can obviously tell from my lack of amazing stories. But don't fret! There will be more mind-blowing stories to come, just you wait. And review. Review while you wait!

Ships I like: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/The backside of my hand

Ships I don't like: Ron/Anyone but Hermione and vice versa (hint, hint), Harry/Anyone but Ginny and vice versa (hint, hint, PartDos), Draco/Hermione (Who came up with this one?), Draco/Ginny (And this one?), Draco/Anybody (Honestly... My maturity shows... just not now.)

Good Quotes
"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."Mark Twain

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." Groucho Marx

"The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." Groucho Marx

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen Degeneres

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Anonymous

So... I've definitely been really busy lately, and haven't posted a story in forever. But have no fear! I'm back!