Seeing as now I am a bonafide writer I figured I should write some shit about me.

Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you sitting on the edge of your seat?

Yeah I didn't think so. I've just realised i'm treating this in the same way i do my blog! That has to stop right now.

My name is Dee, I'm 15 years old. I live in Lowestoft, which is in England (no it's not near london) no one will get what in the brackets so don't worry yourself (cos I can totally see you sitting bolt upright in bed at 3am thinking "what did she mean?")

I love:

Lord of the rings

Harry potter

Hip-Hop

Crunk

Hot guys

Burning things

Explosions

Annoying people

Freaking people out (so beware of everything I do or say because it's probably one of the above)

Partying

Being hyper/insane

Languages

and genrally having a jolly good time

I Hate:

Chavs (scum of the earth... britain anyway)

My school

Homework

I can't think of much else to say, but fear not i shall be back (with weapons). Okay, truly i have no idea where half the stuff I come out with comes from.

laters

Dee

xoxo

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Dude new shit. Huzzah. No sarcasm, I'm actually huzzahing in my chair at this very moment. Anyway I figured I'd update my profile with some story info, yuo lucky devils you. See if you notice the theme

Theo (doncha just love that name?) fic numero eins (don’t ask).

Title: buggering as face, how am I supposed to know. Every one knows it’s story first then title, god, fucking N00bs

Summary: Théodred falls into middle earth after dieing in the Edoras medical wing and ends up in a girl, not an LOTR fan’s house. Will have to work hard to keep this from becoming Mary Sue

Theo fic numero zwei

Title: WESTHEMNET HIGH!!1!!1 this is like my baby fic, th first non self insert, so unbelievably proud of myself about this

Summary: yeah, this is quite MSish. Pretty much Based around the life of Cay, but with a lot of Éowyn thrown in. This is your average humorous, angst, romance cough lust filled high school fic. Be not fooled though. Best not to enter this fic with preconceived notions. Because even though I’m not quite sure when it will surprise you. Seriously though, this thing is riddle with twists. Entering in to this thinking you know what to expect is like having a nut allergy and biting into a peanut butter cookie on the off chance the bite you take won’t have any nuts in it. Freak.

Theo fic numero drei

I know I had another fic… Oh yes! The tenth walker.

Stop edging away, god what have I told you about pre concieved notions? Yes, RETARDED. Anyway. NOT a girl that wanders into middle earth or Mary Sue. The 10th walker is Théodred. See where I’m going with this?

Yes I realise I’m working up quite the catalogue of Théodred fiction but come on. There is nowhere near enough of it on the web. Not much Het Théodred fic anyway.

Other fics so far include, Yet To Be Title, which was formerly posted, then taken down cos it was deemed me that is, not the crap police thank god. Would have hated an encounter with them. Anyway, it's still crap and there is a very good chance it will always be crap seeing as it is the scum of all fiction, yes that's right, self insert, Mary sue. But hold the tomatoes for a moment if you will for a moment because it has some redeeming factors. well I view them as redeeming factors anyway.
Firstly, no Legomance. Secondly, am trying to cut down on plot holes... a little anyway.

Wow , I was so ready to spew forth a monstrous list of redeeming factors and then I realise this is all I got. Oh well, resume your tomatoey attack, I won't try to stop you.

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Yet to be titled will never be posted again. I was young(er), naive and retarded when I wrote it. The other fics may or may not ever see the light of day.