Full of Surprises

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Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood, was very, very ticked. Sure, he had embarrassed his whole family by playing endless pranks at the annual banquet, but did he really need to be sent to correctional boarding school? According to his father, yes.

Legolas walked down the hall of the boarding school to his room. His dull, gray, empty space where he was now forced to live. Not for long though. He thought as he looked at the cans of green paint in his hand.

LATER****

"Master Greenleaf!!! What are you doing?!!!!" screeched the headmistress of the school, Mrs. Leemin, (who everyone called Mrs. Lemon.)

"Umm...Touching up my room?" Legolas explained, looking up from painting his wall.

"DETENTION!!!!!!" She screeched.

Legolas groaned. That was the fifth time this week.

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Azulina, daughter of Elrond was severely pissed off. Suure, she had poured neon purple hairdye into her father's shampoo bottle right before his dinner with Gandalf the Grey, and streaked her blonde hair red, and generally acted like a brat, and answered every one of Gandalf's questions with sarcastic and rude comments, and generally embarrassed her family in front of the wizard, but did she really need to be sent to correctional boarding school? Apparently yes. Something about being a proper young lady, and how whoopee coushins were not appropriate for the classroom.

Now, she was waiting to meet with the headmistress, Mrs. Leemin.

"I'm sorry, I had to deal with one of our young students." Mrs. Leemin apologized, rushing in to her office.

"As you know, Lord Elrond, we have the best program for educating difficult young elves." Mrs. Leemin began.

"Oh, a little sarcastic this one." Commented Mrs. Leemin.

"Sarcastic? Me? Now why would you say that?" Azulina retorted sarcastically.

"Azulina!! That is enough!" yelled Elrond.

"Yes father." Azulina replied sweetly. As soon as Elrond turned back to Mrs. Leemin, she rolled her eyes.

"I saw that." Elrond said.

"Oh shit." Azulina said.

"What did you say young lady?" Mrs. Leemin asked.

"Nothing?" Azulina answered.

"I believe that you are the first student to recieve DETENTION with out going to a single class!!!!" screeched the headmistress.

"WOOHOO!!! I set a record!!!" yelled Azulina, doing a victory dance. "And by the way, are you aware that your faec turns purple when you are very pissed off?"

"Watch your language!!!" The purple faced Mrs. Leemin yelled.

"Yes, Mrs. Lemon." chimed Azulina.

"That's it, we're going straight to detention!" yelled Mrs. Leemin, grabbing Azulina by the hair.

"HEY!!!! Don't. Touch. The. Hair." Azulina told her.

"I will do whatever I feel like doing, young lady." The headmistress informed her.

"Except touching my hair." argued Azulina.

The head mistress just pulled the young elf down the hall toward detention.

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Okay, how was it? This is my first 'fluffy fic' so go easy on it okay? But still review ^_^.