A "25 weekdays of Christmas" drabble gift to my readers! Well-endowed Edward and broken-hearted Bella. AH. HEA.

When she tries to help a friend, Bella finds herself as an unofficial advice guru, with Edward as her latest project. Things get complicated when she falls for him instead. A Twilight spin on the movie Hitch.

When a Chippendales dancer and a reclusive painter find themselves on opposite sides of the easel, will they both find the courage to step out from behind the oil? A sexy, Emmett/Edward story. Rated M for adult themes.

Edward's life looked like a dream. He had a husband who doted on him, spoiled him, and took care of him. He had everything he could possibly want. Edward's husband gave Jasper the creeps. Still, there was a big difference between thinking Alec didn't deserve Edward and him being abusive, right? … Right?

The last thing Edward expected when he went back to the too-small town he grew up in was to get a ping on his dating app. His gay dating app. No one admitted to being gay in Forks. Edward had learned that the hard way. If that was a shock, he was in for a worse one when he realizes his admirer was none other than one of the kids who had tortured him in high school.

"Perfect balance is like a razor's edge; it can be found only in the Self." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.

Jasper Whitlock was barely more than a kid. Under normal circumstances, Edward wouldn't have looked twice. He was persistent, though, and he knew how to get under a man's skin. Here was the thing no one told you about playing with fire. It's not that you might get burned. It's that fire has a mind and will of it's own. For FAGE 8.

Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.

Superstar Emmett ("Big Mac") McCarty is a genius on the mound, but fame forces his true desires deep into the shadows. When a certain fan with a knack for numbers catches Emmett's attention, life gets a little bit wild. This NON-drabble story is a prequel to "Benched." M/M Emmett POV. Rated M for major league Edward/Emmett loving.

6th-grade teacher Edward Cullen has done his homework on coaching tee-ball. His confidence evaporates when he takes the field for his team's first practice and sees none other than Emmett McCarty, World Champion Mariners pitcher, on the sidelines. Can Edward manage his 5-year-olds, his fanboy crush, AND the arrogant asshole who insists on getting in his way at every turn?

Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH

Even though she kept her feet on the ground, Bella always wanted to believe in the magic of true love. Edward could have taught her that kind of love existed. Too bad he showed up too late. Can you still find your soul mate when your soul has been completely shattered?

Three people: two brothers and one girl. The Cullen brothers both love the same girl, Bella Swan. Emmett is her high school sweetheart; Edward is the man helping her through her pre-law classes. Who will she choose? Inspired by the song- Need You Now.

He retired without achieving all but two of his goals. When Edward Cullen is offered the chance of a lifetime, he takes it. Except the World Cup wasn't the only thing he wanted after all. One-shot for Fandoms4SpecialOlympics.

Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.