Jane's life is trouble-prone in more ways than one. A collection of incidents from Jane's life as shown in the episodes as well as some new ones and how he might deal with them.

What would have happened if Jane had asked Lisbon out at the end of Violets? A one shot.

It is Christmas, 1995, and Patrick Jane has left his no-good father in search of his own adventures. Little did he expect his first would be impersonating a priest in the small town of Cannon River, Washington, or that he would fall for one of the church's most devoted parishioners, Officer Teresa Lisbon. Talk about your pickles...AU/Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for adult content

He points a finger at me and looks me up and down. "I'm guessing black dress, fitting, but not too tight. No heels." He shakes his head with mock disapproval. "It's a shame, you'd look better in green." He walks towards the elevator then spins around and grins at me. "And heels." *** Takes place after 6x09, from there I've mostly veered off from canon into my own take on Jisbon.

A few weeks after "White Lines" (6x11). Jane and Lisbon are still adjusting to their new jobs and to working with each other again, when suddenly everything turns upside down. Faced with her career, her freedom and even her life at risk, Lisbon has to outsmart an old adversary, whilst the system she used to believe in turns against her.

"Just leave me alone!" And that's what he'd done. He'd let her pack her few belongings and take the taxi to the airport. When realization had hit him, it'd been too late. For the second time he'd lost the woman he loved." What would have happened, if Jane hadn't been able to reach the plane in time and tell Lisbon he loves her? Set in a Blue Bird AU. Jisbon. Romance/Drama

"Lisbon!" he cried happily when he saw her. That was her first clue that he was drunk. Of course, the sight of him half-lying on the grass with his head propped up against the wall of the church with a half empty wine bottle balanced on his chest and his elbow resting on a Civil War era drum was another pretty significant piece of evidence. Post ep for 6x03, Wedding in Red.

"He wrapped his arms around her again, forgetting fatigue and exhaustion and pulled her close. The kiss they shared was slow and sweet and this time no one was telling them to stop. So they didn't. For a while." Dreams, hope, love, rest, cool-aid, plastic flamingos, the ocean and the full moon. In short: The "Blue Bird"-tag I've never meant to write. Multi-chapter.

'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'

Lisbon is a struggling writer, her last few novels have all been unsuccessful and she is becoming increasingly concerned that her latest one will be too. That is until a certain man comes into her life who not only inspires her to write her greatest work yet, but he also teaches her about herself. But who is this seemingly mysterious stranger and what secret is he hiding? Jisbon.

"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon

Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!