blanketfartshide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Hi all! There's not much to say about me. I'm just your average novice writer with a passion for creating stories. If you've taken the time to read this profile, thank you and I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoyed writing them. :) I want my stories to bring warmth, fun and relatability to my readers, just like my name suggests. Like a blanket fart. Alright yeah, who am I kidding, pulled that one straight from my ass. Like a blanket fart? Eh? Anyone? No? Ok, I'll stop. Current Projects: ON HIATUS TIL 2019, trying to salvage the last 11 years of my education. Hope y'all understand. Nidaime's mini-me The Fine Line Glorified Errand Girl Future Projects: - FF7 - Fairytail Husbandos: One piece - Law Gintama - Katsura, Sougo Katekyo Hitman Reborn - Takeshi, Fran Darker than Black - Hei Fire Emblem - Leo Naruto - Kakashi, Sasori FF7 - Vincent |
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death and its shackles by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Trafalgar Law is a man of few morals, but even he knows pirates rank above slavers on the human scum social ladder. But when a slaver offers him priceless information in exchange for safe passage aboard his ship, Law learns that everyone can be bought—you just have to name the right price. LawxOC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,565 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/7/2018 - T. Law, Heart P., OC
Overcoming an Era by Beyond Kailani reviews
Ace is on the hunt for Blackbeard when he runs into a familiar face and together with Luffy, battles the odds to overcome a decade of amnesia.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,379 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Memoirs of a Suicidal Pirate by Marshmellowtime reviews
Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 320,279 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Mihawk, T. Law, unknown 1, OC
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 6,968 - Follows: 7,143 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
The Sides That Bind by TheSurprisedSlytherin reviews
As far as Heidi Zabini's concerned, Draco Malfoy is everything wrong with the Pureblooded elite that her surname pushed her into. But the summer has been about as kind to Malfoy as he's been to her, and the school year seems no better. Little by little, Heidi can't help but try to keep him afloat. However, there's that minor matter of reversing 16 years of damage between them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 184,954 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Draco M., OC] Harry P., Blaise Z.
Fate Plays Chess by Drake-Seriel reviews
To deserve all this shit in her last life, she had to be the sort of person who stood on top of a transmission tower during thunderstorm in wet, copper Darth Vader's cosplay, shouting "All Gods are nitwits!" Now, all she could do was behave like a little gremlin and try not to die (apparently contains tons of adorableness, fluff and jocularity - or so I'm told)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,139 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, OC
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 8,004 - Follows: 8,660 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
With Clouds Come Storms by not-all-that-chic reviews
A maid shouldn't get involved with the mafia's business, but what if she turns out to be the Vongola's best kept secret? Cheyenne has been maid for the Varia since she was eight. She thought she had seen it all, but she didn't know what she was getting herself into when she was flung on a plane and arrived in Namimori with an Arcobaleno in tow.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Belphegor, K. Hibari, Varia, OC
Storm Clouds by Delphoxi reviews
She's Varia's newest member. He's Vongola's strongest guardian. The red string of fate seems to have brought the two together... perhaps? HibarixOC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 8/23/2014 - K. Hibari, OC
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A Glorified Errand Girl reviews
As an older sister, she was a failure. As a person, fundamentally faulted. As a Mafioso? Well, nobody quite knows how to answer that one. Featuring an unapologetically callous girl cannon balling into the lives of Namimori's most interesting inhabitants.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 3/2/2018 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto, OC
Nidaime's Mini-me reviews
In which the Senju gain a new member and Konoha is swept in for a ride. She's going to be shaking things up, starting with Kakashi's infallible facade. The headache that everyone's been waiting for. Progressively AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,558 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
The Fine Line reviews
She first met him when she was five. She believed that he was a dying breed of the male species. A breed of insufferable, self-righteous assholes. Then she met his brother. Modern!AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
