Changed so I sound less like a b-tard.

--WELCOME TO THE PROFILE OF MUSTELINE CURSES, URRBUDDY--

Welcome to my lair, my base of operations. You may call me Meo.
This place you have discovered is long since abandoned in the ways of new material, but I still lurk in the depths of Fanfiction.net and scrounge up a few things to read. Now that I've started working on my real novel, I'll probably get distracted more often than not and start writing more fanfiction when I can't think of what to put in my real work.

--GENERAL INFORMATION--

Name : Megan. Ughhhhh. SO IS HALF MY HIGH SCHOOL

Age : Legal adult. ;D

Appearance : White, skinny, utterly boring. Brown eyes, brown or blonde hair (I honestly can't tell), shoulder-length with bangs that are in desperate need of a trimming. Usually wearing white jeans, orange Nike shoes, and a T-shirt with no design, usually in green or orange.

Interests : Writing (aDUHHH), music (plays flute and piccolo and picks out tunes on a keyboard occasionally), drawing (draws mainly people, backgrounds are for losers), video games (someone save me from World of Warcraft plz), food (mmmmmmmmm), and not doing homework (homework is for losers also, I know what I'm doing, don't make me do moar).

Likes : Animals, firey colors and green, meat (I'm pretty much a carnivore), my cats and ferrets (ferrets are BAMFs), lying in bed with nothing to do, hanging out with friends, listening to music, not doing things.

Dislikes : Stupid people (my German class, my English teacher...), headaches (I have too many), insomnia (I'm always tired and can't ever sleep), green leafy veggies (salads are for people who suck at life (sorry dad)), stalkers on the internet (leave my night elf hunter aloooone, I know she's hot, but I don't want an internet boyfriend, STOP ASKING, BAWWW), and...stairs.

Aspirations for the Future : I want to be a published author and not have to participate in life. Best. Job. Ever.

Also I know that I probably sound emo but I'm just...incredibly lazy. And I'm honest. I'm liable to give critique that's usually unwanted, but I live by the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," and I see it as "you can't learn if you don't know what you're doing wrong". I JUST WANT YOU LOSERS TO SUCCEED, I DUNNO WHY

--RELEVANT INFORMATION--

Fan of : Well, I only read Naruto fanfiction; more specifically, SasuNaru or NaruSasu fanfiction. Besides that I'm not picky as long as the story doesn't suck and/or isn't poorly written, gramatically. Also, I can't take corny stories. If it's not labled 'comedy' or 'humor' and I can't stop laughing at it, I'm not likely to finish reading it.

I don't usually care about the plot of the story. I like it if it's ... good. I guess. Oh, I tend to dislike fan-characters with non-Japanese names. Not because I'm trying to be a weeaboo, but because it kind of messes up the flow of the story if Sasuke kills some dude named Dave. If I happen to write a story with names like, uh, Derrien or Diessa or Sayrin or Sey'd, it's because they're original characters that are gonna be in my actual novel and I tend to stick them in to take up space. Lol.

Fanfiction dislikes : I already kind of addressed this, but there's more to it. I don't like grammatic mistakes, spelling errors, punctuation errors, people named Dave (sorry uncle)...and there are pairings I dislike too.

I like SasuNaru because it makes sense, not because they're OMG KAWAII DESU NE?! together, or because I hate Sakura (she's pointless but so are most things in our modern-day life and I don't hate THEM) or Hinata or ... I dunno, Ino? I like SasuNaru or NaruSasu because it's pretty clear they at least like each other and have spoken on friendly terms more than once (more than SasuHina has going for it. Seriously, wtf, SasuHina.) and ... well, that it's hot is simply the icing on the cake for me. Mmm, cake.

SasuSaku is kinda gross. It's like Sasuke gave up or something, lol. She's pretty much the villiage bicycle in fanfiction. She can be with Lee or Kakashi, I don't care either way.

NaruHina ... lol, I drew a whole comic expressing how this doesn't work. She's got no balls and he doesn't know she exists (story of my life, amirite? ...yeah, I'm right. Baww.) and he's pretty retarded so unless someone practically molests him he's not gonna know they appreciate him. Can you imagine Hinata ... molesting Naruto? Lol. Perhaps another comic is in order. I don't mind Hinata with Neji, however incestrous it may be. They're not real, I don't care. Also, for some reason, Hinata and Gaara make an acceptable couple in my eyes even though I'm not sure either one knows the other or would ever get together ever. Ever. hooray hypocrisy

I like Ino and Shikamaru because if they had a kid it would totally be me, in looks and personality. Therefore I tend to pair them if I've got a longer fanfic going in my head (where I do the majority of my writing because it's always there).

Uhh I can't think of anymore but that's ok. Nobody cares. I know I sure don't!

--ETC ETC ETC--

Quotes and funny stuff goes here. It'll start off slow but probably get bigger while I think about it moar.

"That's dangerous! IN THE BUTT!" -- youtube video of some guy busting his sister on camera for going out with some dude she met on Myspace. Hilarity ensues.

"What an erotic display of girl-on-girl consolation." -- Zapp Brannigan, I think. From Beast With a Billion Backs. Maybe.

"My dick is so long, if I put it on a keyboard it'd go all the way from a to z. ...wait, shit" -- quote. Take a look at your keyboard and proceed to lol.

~~And now, a literary reference, again from .

"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"... quoth the server, 404."

~~We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

"Hooooooooooot Pockeeeeeeeeet..." -- Jim Gaffigan, my comedy hero.

~~Format change due to this next one being an exchange between characters.

Peter, upon shooting Stewie : IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED.
Brian : Uh, Peter, he didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line.
Peter : Oh. ... I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.
Brian : That's ... better?
--This one is great because a friend and I reenacted this scene in World of Warcraft, with me being Peter. I told him I was proud of him for following along. I so owned that undead...I needed to say something epic when I killed it!

THE END, NOW READ SOMETHING AND REVIEW IT MAYBE PLEASE PERHAPS.