Peach and Bowser's marriage by Count Bleck is, to Peach's shock, valid. Now that their kingdoms are allies, Peach crowned Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom and the Darklands, and Bowser as her husband and King, their lives are in the for a change! But, will it really be as bad as she thinks? Or maybe, just maybe, this is what the stars had planned for her all along! I OWN NOTHING

Takes place after the events of A Matter of Loaf and Death. Gromit and Fluffles are happily together. But what will Gromit do when he senses that Fluffles is in heat? Read to find out. Rated M for sexual content. No kids allowed. I own nothing.