Well, I know I am a terrible author... I don't update. But I pay attention and I know how much you miss my good stuff.

To be fair it looks like I will keep being a lazy sod... But I have a new story up (my biggest one...) and updated Stranger.

I have another chapter of Stranger prepped, and will post soon, as well as another started and a completed one for

later in the storyline...

thank you all

8-7-2010

Favorite Quotes

I have no predjucis. I hate everyone equally.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

Age...a matter of feeling, not years.

We grow small trying to be great.

How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. And who writes the book.

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I Came. I Saw. I Conquered.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

" Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pusuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking." - Albert Einstein

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"If an idea's worth having once, its worth having twice." - Tom Stoppard

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." - Carl Sagan

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." – Solomon

Favorite Scene

"So, Maxwell," Wufei mouthed at Duo as they waited their turn to be declared free of infestation. Lip-reading was very useful. "Rubber spiders or exploding ink?"

"'Fei!" Violet eyes gleamed; just a hint of Shinigami's maniacal glee. "Would I do that to the poor, unsuspecting guys who had to search our luggage?"

In a heartbeat. But Duo never lied. "You found something worse?"

~~~~~
"Eyaagh!"

Zat in hand, Teal'c whirled toward Siler's shout. The sergeant had just opened the pack belonging to Duo Maxwell, something long and snakelike had burst out-

"Aaah. Ah. Oh, god." Sgt. Siler advanced on the still-quivering shape, prodding it with a steel-toed boot. "Son of a bitch is made out of elastic!"

Around the room, the rest of the MPs searching the Sanq supplies lowered their weapons. "A rubber… Goa'uld?" one airman asked in pure disbelief.

Teal'c raised a brow, bent to scoop up the offending object. "It is," he noted, "Quite realistic." The Jaffa paused. "Save for the pink polka dots."

Stuff to look at

Prince of Tennis http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=prince+of+tennis+1&search=Search