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Joined 12-23-16, id: 8589370, Profile Updated: 11-30-17
Author has written 4 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Avengers, and Captain America.

Ironic and Iconic (Actually just my favorite quotes. But that title sounds cooler XD)


"He's like Jack Thompson. Exactly like Jack Thompson."

"I know my value. No one else's opinion really matters."

"Names aren't important. Do you know what is important? Supper is important." Says Halt, who is in charge of intelligence in Redmont.

"Focus."

"Of course you can quote me on that, I just said it."

"Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of with, it isn't wit at all."

"Carpe Diam." "Seize the day."

"I understood that reference."

"If you only value my advice when I agree with you, you don't value it at all."

"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it."

"Boys are like trees... It takes them 50 years to grow up." (No offense guys!)

"I didn't fall! I just attacked the floor with my super awesome ninja skills!"

"Ordinary people practice until they get it right. I practice till I never get it wrong."

"Trust the cloak."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think."

"I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me."

"Yeah, that didn't work too well for them. They all blew up."

"I've always wanted to use that spell."

"Umm..." -Ron

"Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy."

"And that guys leg."

"Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are fast, I would catch it."

"Ain't no thing like me except me!"

"I am Groot."

"If you die, walk it off."

"I fail to see how that's a party."

"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

"It usually works..."

"We have a Hulk."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"That's no moon."

"I simply haven't the furniture to spare."

"Never tell me the odds."

"It is our choices that show what we truly are more than our abilities."

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The Prince (Maxon's Selection from his POV) by theselectionseriesfan reviews
ON HOLD! (Posted 3/25/20) Maxon's Selection in Maxon's POV after The Prince Novella. These characters are NOT mine (except for an occasional guard or maid). All rights go to Kiera Cass.
Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,518 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Maxon S., America S., King Clarkson, Queen Amberly
Belief by ThePeculiarAvenger reviews
Natasha Romanoff does not believe she deserves to be loved. Maria Hill does not believe in falling in love. Clint Barton does not believe in SHIELD protocols, but he does believe in following his heart. Tony Stark does not believe he needs anyone, and he almost lets his soulmate slide through his fingers. Soulmate AU, starring... everyone.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Agent Maria Hill, Falcon/ Sam W.] [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.]
Tangled Timelines by ThePeculiarAvenger reviews
Howard Stark built a time machine, and Tony Stark figured out how to work it. Peggy Carter is rather unamused by the sudden presence of Avengers in her basement. Or rather, the basement of the Stark residence in LA, which happens to be a lab. SPOILERS: Winter Soldier, Agent Carter through 2x05.
Crossover - Avengers & Agent Carter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 11/1/2017
Letters To LA (and back to New York) by ThePeculiarAvenger reviews
Peggy writes to Angie about her adventures in LA. Angie is incensed, and attempts to knock some sense into Peggy with her letters. Chaos ensues. Spoilers through 2x05, may depart from canon.
Agent Carter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 10/30/2017
Finding Peggy by ThePeculiarAvenger reviews
Post Avengers (pre - Winter Soldier) AUish. What if Hydra had captured Peggy on a mission gone wrong? All these years later, Steve has a chance to get his Dance Partner back. Rated T just cause I don't exactly know where this is going! Also, I don't know who all will make an appearance, so the characters list is not everybody.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Nick Fury, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, M. Hill, Clint B./Hawkeye
May's Anatomy by elleyouoh reviews
The relationships between the doctors at Shield Memorial can be described by only one word: Complicated. Things get even messier the day Chief of Staff, Peggy Carter hires her old friend Melinda May as their new Head of Cardio. [Philinda & Kid!Skye]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [P. Coulson, M. May] Skye/Daisy J.
Modern-Day RA by Ranger-Corpses reviews
What would Ranger's Apprentice be like if it were set in modern times? Well, let's just say it'd be very different! Rated T for battle scenes coming up in future chapters.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Will, Halt, Gilan
Mortals meet the Greeks and Romans by Tricsha Wren reviews
A bunch of one-shots where mortals meets people from Camp Halfblood and Camp Jupiter. I might have someone that is either Norse or Egyptian show up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016
Through Her Eyes by AuroraRose2081 reviews
Hermione Granger fell off a bridge, and is somehow transported 20 years in the past. Living the life of one Hermione J. Black, she will see the world through new eyes, and meet a group of troublesome Marauders along the way. But as she faces a new destiny, and lives an unfamiliar life, will she really want to go back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,370 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Checkup by AuroraRose2081 reviews
It was supposed to be a simple checkup. Unfortunately, Hermione Granger finds herself pregnant with a child which doesn't belong to her future husband, and poisoned by Amortentia all in one day. Now she must rethink her relationship with Ronald, and sort out new feelings for his best mate Harry Potter. What could possibly go wrong? Harmony! Slight Ron bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Complete
Alyss' Journey by Ranger-Corpses reviews
Finishing this for another fanfic writer who quit. What if Alyss didn't just become a Courier? What disasters and accomplishments would come about?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Will, Halt, Alyss
The Avengers Highschool AU! Starring: Sam Wilson by The Ghost Story reviews
Sam Wilson is friends with everyone, he's not popular, rich or snobby...it's just his personality ...but the one thing he's never had is a best friend...will that change?
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Sharon C.] Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Sam W./Falcon
Tactical Insertion by TriplePirouette reviews
A series of short fics that take place in Agent Carter, Season 1, assuming Steve, for whatever reason, was along for the ride. Each chapter after the intro corresponds with one episode of Agent Carter.
Crossover - Captain America & Agent Carter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter] - Complete
Cap's Girls by Mellia Bee reviews
"Stevie!" Steve started in surprise as a blonde girl threw herself into his arms. "Friend of yours, Captain?" Peggy asked coolly. In which Peggy meets Steve's former USO showgirls. Oneshot.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C.] Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Half-Blood High by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
Modern Day AU where Annabeth is the popular girl dating the most popular jock in school- Luke Castellan. When she and a boy named Percy Jackson cross paths it leads to a whirlwind of mystery, problems and romance. No one has ever hated Annabeth before, but it seems Percy does. That's one thing Annabeth is desperate to change- although she's not altogether sure why.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,143 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
you've got game, boy by flowermasters reviews
"Coach Phillips told me to tell you that while he appreciates your enthusiasm, leave calling plays and harassing the other team's coach to him." Modern high-school Steggy AU.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C. - Complete
After dinner by ladypolanna reviews
While Shang is at the Fa residence, it is revealed that Mulan is in high demand as a potential wife. Can Shang convince her parents to make the match with him?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
Dear FanFiction Authors, by PrinceOfAir reviews
A few letters from the Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter campers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Wedding bells by percabethgirl13 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen eachother for years when suddenly, Annabeth wants to visit Percy in New York with a secret friend. Percabeth in later chapters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008
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For the 107th Time reviews
When Fury gave him his first mission after he was pulled out of the ice, Steve thought that he was back in business. What he didn't expect was to find that the people who he was supposed to be rescuing had actually escaped on their own. Set right before Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Steve R./Capt. America
Crowley's Apprentice- Stories from Araluen reviews
Includes characters from the original books, in addition to a young girl with a secret- she is the crown princess of Aridia. After running away from the uptight life as a royal, she went to live with the wards of Castle Redmont. Eager to prove herself, she asks to become a horsemaster, but fate leads her elsewhere. Will she succeed in her new path?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,258 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Will, Halt, Crowley, Seley el'then/Selethen
Ancient Araluen reviews
Ever wondered about some of the names and places in the Ranger's Apprentice world? I have too. Here are some of the similarities I have found to the real world.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2017
Tony's Tech Adventure reviews
When Pepper and Steve decide to prank Tony, things get interesting... Especially after Natasha Romanov joins in! This is a fun one shot that involves Pepper pranking Tony, who tries to get revenge on Steve, which fails utterly... Enjoy! Includes Iron Man, Cap, Hulk, Pepper, Widow, Hawkeye, Falcon, and Thor.
Crossover - Avengers & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Tony S./Iron Man, Pepper P.