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Joined 07-11-05, id: 852286, Profile Updated: 03-01-09
Author has written 20 stories for Star Wars, Spaceballs, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Outsiders, Avatar: Last Airbender, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, 4400, and Bones.

Oath of the Order of the Reviewers

I hereby swear to reform all Sues,

banish all flamers,

and destroy all Suethors attempting to take over the fandom.

I will avoid writing a Sue myself,

and listen to what my reviewers say.

I will aid Sokka, Katara, Aang, Toph, Zuko, Momo, Appa and Iroh

in their attempts to protect their world from the Sues.

I will keep canon sacred, and clearly label all AUs.

This, I will do, for the fandom, for the readers, and for the Avatarverse

Pround member and founder of the Order of the Reviewers

Hello, all. I am Random Stuff About Stuff. I go by Rand, or just about anything else.

I like writing,and have done a fair bit of fanfiction and original pieces, especially when I don't have to go to school. You can see some of my original writing on fictionpress as FreakierThanThou. Most of it's much better than this stuff.

Normally,I just write random randomness. As you can tell, I like the word random, hence the name Random Stuff About Stuff. I'm a happy person most of the time, but from time to time, I'll get in a weird mood and start trying to write serious stuff. If you don't like serious stories, you don't have to read those, and if you don't like funny stories, you don't have to read those. And if you don't like either, then you probably don't have much reading material and I pity you.

My email is katiding@. If you have any comments or complaints about my homepage, or about a story, and you don't want to leave a review or PM me, that is where I can be contacted.

If anyone wants a challange story plotline written for them, email or PM me and I'll come up with one for anything I've read or seen. I've probably written something in that catagory, or listed it as a fandom.

And if you have anything specific about it (how many chapters, what genre, any shippings you want, anything like that) that you want me to add, include that and I'll make sure to give you a challange that has something of the like in it.

Hey, if I still have your attention, congradulations! You either really care, you're bored, or you're really good at pretending to care! I'd like to take this time to inform you that the next selection of quotes is random, stupid, and probably meaningless.

My fandoms:

TV: The 4400, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Angel, Battlestar Galactica, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Deep Space 9, Doctor Who, Eureka, Leverage, Psych,

Movies/Books: Just about everything I've seen or read, I watch/read a lot more movies and books than TV shows. If I've written about it, you can guess that I like it.

Notes: I apologize. I have writer's block on Because of This War and Mary-Sues of All Kinds. Sorry. I'll try to get some up soon, but life has turned hectic and I don't know if I can.

-Random Stuff About Stuff

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The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Intervention by The General G of K reviews
The Scoobies decide to hold an intervention when Buffy becomes obsessed with Twilight. The books, not the big bad from season eight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
The Day Shawn Spencer Tried to Take Over the World by moogsthewriter reviews
Lassiecentric crack!fic. With zombies. And braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnss.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Things Not To Do On the NX01 by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Some things are just not on...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
Aftershocks I by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGs for Seasons One and Two. What really happened with SG1 after and in between their missions? How did Daniel and Teal'c become friends? And how did Jack and Sam begin to fall for each other?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,853 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Dirt at the Bottom of Your Teacup by who wants that knowledge reviews
Toph and Zuko share tea. They talk. Or argue, depending on your perspective. A friendship oneshot not quite Toko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
The Cabbage Convention by MormonMaiden reviews
A place where the minor characters of the Avatar universe meet, preparing for the takeover of the fandom...led by your favorite Cabbage Merchant!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Written Off by Exploded Pen and TLI reviews
News of Lieutenant Malcolm Reed’s tragic death hits everyone hard... naturally Malcolm’s rather annoyed to find he’s the last one to know...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2006 - M. Reed - Complete
Learn to Crawl by RadiantBeam reviews
She suffered as well. Not the way Zuko did, but not even Ozai's favored child could escape his influence untouched. And the only ones who knew the truth were the ones who were there for her when she needed them. [MaiTyLeeAzula friendship fic][Oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Azula - Complete
Don't Think About Them by Jung Ho reviews
Aang teaches Toph a very important lesson about listening during one of their earthbending sessions. [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Avatar: The Last Cabbage Bender by lsdfjkdsf reviews
ONESHOT. Zuko and Iroh meet up with the cabbage merchant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Small Packages by Vee017 reviews
ObiWan drabble. When everyone around you is at least a head taller, it’s a bit hard not to notice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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The Investigation on the Camping Trip reviews
When the entire team is sent out into the field on an investigation, an aggravating turn of events forces them to solve a murder while on a camping trip. Set mid-season 3, with all main characters present. Rated for mild swearing and violence.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Merry and the Livestock reviews
Merry had a little lamb. It followed him to Mordor. But when someone finds a way to get rid of it, the rest of the farm decides to take revenge. That's when things get interesting... A strange song to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
Heralds of a New Age reviews
This tragedy, terrible as it was, was not meaningless. And those who died... are the Heralds of a New Age. An innocent bystander reflects on the changes that have come to Seattle, and to the entire world, since the return of the 4400. Set after season 4.
4400 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
What Not to Do
Our heroes find, and add to, a mysterious list of things it would be intelligent not to do in their situations. A lighthearted bit with no real purpose.
4400 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007
Because of this War reviews
Now a series of oneshots. In a world where the only reality is war, there is a way. [No pairings] What does Lt. Jee have in common with a young mother? Fire Lord Ozai with a child? A prisoner with the Avatar? A soldier with a Freedom Fighter? Hope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Aang, Zuko
MarySues of All Kinds3: Redemption reviews
Fed up with the Sues, Toph begins an attempt to educate Suethors about proper writing once and for all. Final story in the MarySues trilogy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006
Light in Darkness: A Haiku reviews
Soon darkness will fall, But a light will be brought forth, Hope is not yet lost My first posting of a poem, in haiku form. The formatting was the best I could do. Sorry.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
MarySues of All Kinds2: Evil reviews
The sequel to MarySues of All Kinds:Perfection. Toph finds a laptop computer, and it has internet acess. Another wacky adventure for the enemies of Sues: Aang, Katara, Sokka, Momo, Zuko, Iroh and SueBasher2000. Now with Toph! COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Annoying reviews
Based off Alaska Angel's Twenty Ways to Annoy Fire Lord Ozai. Someone decides to attempt all twenty of them. And Ozai isn't happy. At all. NOW COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Sing Along2: Lalala reviews
Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh and Bumi get kidnapped by pirates and locked up. Realizing there's only one way to communicate, they start to sing! Sequel to Sing Along, COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Sanity Lost reviews
Post DS9. In a letter, Kira describes life on DS9 after What you Leave Behind, and realizes that her life is not normal. At all. No pairings, may include OOCness and plotbunnies.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kira N., E. Garak - Complete
MarySues of All Kinds: Perfection reviews
First in the MarySues of All Kinds trilogy. Aang finds a book in a hat. In it is a dreaded MarySue. Join our friends as they battle the plague that has struck our fandom, and many others like it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Sing Along reviews
Through a series of accidents, Aang, Zuko, Momo, and Uncle Iroh end up imprisoned together. Aang decides on a very entertaining way to pass the time. SINGING! Zuko hates him. Nonslash
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Trick or Trick, Treat or Treat reviews
A horde of seven monsters once went trick or treating. Will they go this year? And who will dress up as who? Lots of OOCness, a little late for Halloween.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Complete
Lock Your Older Brother In a Bathroom Day reviews
The gang locks Darry in the bathroom... what are they doing, and more importantly, what's going on in the kitchen?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Darry C. - Complete
A Sailor Went to Sea, Sea, Sea reviews
Jack Sparrow ponders the rhyme late at night. Just a random story I wrote following my own thoughts. Not intended for those who actually want to read something with a plot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Fear of Pillows reviews
Lord Voldemort wasn't the worst fear of all the wizards. The true enemy, the true terror, is much, much worse... Totally random. Rather plotless as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
You don't even want to know reviews
What would have happened if Leia had been related to every man she knew. Well, every man except for one... AU obivously. NOW COMPLETE! Written with Tzaryn.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Chewbacca, Leia O. - Complete
The Revenge of the Dink Dinks reviews
A few years prior to the movie, Jukebox Skytripper meets CheeseCrackers Hamcheese. What's up with the badger, and where are all the Dink Dinks? DISCONTINUED
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Never Your Fault reviews
He couldn't have ever hoped to control this. It was unavoidable. But he did. Onepost, nonslash
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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