Bahahaha. I'm Koi. I'm proud anti-Twilight, and I like j-rock, j-pop, anime, video games, slacking off and video games. I also ride horses, and my boyfriend has four legs, neighs, eats hay and was an ex-racehorse. :

You'll never see a romance in my fanfics. Ever. If you do, it's 99.9999 chance it's a parody. I don't do yaoi or yuri, or straight pairings. Sorry~.

I get weird when I write, so most of my fanfics will be funny in some way. It's a fact of life. Well, I don't find them funny, but I hope you do.

I had quotes, but they were all out of date. So, if you're a friend of mine and reading this? Yeah, say some funny stuff, stat.

"YOU BUY BANANA PHONE? You buy banana phone. Banana phone help support reberrion. Reberrions cost mirrions of dorah." -My friend Paula and I. Don't ask. I don't even know anymore.

PSST. PSST. PSSSSST. HAY YOU. YEAH, YOU. WITH THE FACE.

I HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON TWILIGHTSUCKS FORUM. MY USERNAME IS ION. I LOVE MAIL, FAN OR HATE. =D

ONE LAST WORD.

PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

ALSO, GO SPAM MY BFFL MISTRESS ZELDA WITH GOOD REVIEWS. AND TELL HER I SENT YOU. =D