SimpleThingsInAMadWorld
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Joined 10-27-16, id: 8411407, Profile Updated: 01-21-17
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Outnumbered.

Should be revising for GCSEs but instead I'm writing/reading fanfiction because why not?

50 questions

1. Zodiac sign In between Aries and Taurus

2. Sexual Orientation Ace

3. Relationship status Single AF

4. Someone you miss Grandparents - don't see them all that often

5. Person who’s arms you’d like to be in Benedict Cumberbatch

6. What you find attractive in Men/Women? Eyes, personality

7. How tall are you? 5'7"

8. What you love about yourself? Uhhh...

9. What you’re doing tomorrow? Probably sleeping or eating

10. What are your future plans? Go to uni and become a paramedic - write a book when I retire maybe

11. Your last night out in detail Never gone out

12. Your favourite book That's like a parent being told to choose between their children

13. All of pets you’ve ever had 5 cats, 2 Guinea pigs, 2 leopard geckos, a shit tonne of stick insects and some fish

14. Something that changed your life Secondary school

15. Do you remember your last dream? No, but the last dream I do remember was about a black wooden spoon that poisoned and killed the entire world...

16. What your last text message says? Love you many

17. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run? Not particularly, especially not after Brexit

18. Where you would like to live? London

19. Your favourite flavour of ice cream Mint choc chip

20. Last thing you ate 2 crumpets and a cup of tea (so British)

21. Which swear word do you use the most? Probably Bloody hell

22. Your plans for summer Sleep

23. Any upcoming concerts? Nope

24. Something that you’re proud of Uhhhh...

25. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope

26. What language do you want to learn? None - I've tried learning French and Spanish and neither went well (certainly regret taking Spanish for GCSE)

27. Where you have lived before? Never moved from my city

28. Eye colour Greeny-blue

29. Favourite style of clothing I don't even know what that means

30. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes max

31. Where did you go today? Stayed in bed

32. Where are you right now? You guessed it, in bed.

33. How many countries have you visited? 5 - Ireland, Wales, Guernsey, France, Switzerland, and Barbados

34. Something old Me - I'm an old soul

35. Something new - Phone

36. Something inherited - Lack of language learning abilities

37. Is death more scary than life? Yea

38. Experience you’ll never forget Going to Barbados

39. What’s your favorite part about today so far? Sleep, or food

40. Who is your hero? Mum, Gran, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith

41. Are you happy with where you live? It's a roof over my head

42. Do you like your handwriting? It's okay

43. What do you wear to bed? Onesie

44. Tea or coffee? Tea

45. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate

46. Are you excited for anything? Sherlock

47. How late did you stay up last night and why? 12 - writing and on phone to friend

48. What’s your ringtone? It's on silent so I don't know

49. Did you have a dream last night? Nope

50. What keeps you going each day? Sleep

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Newt Scamander (Hurt,Injured) by EvilApril reviews
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - What if Newt never left New York and instead stayed to help find Credence. With Grindelwald already having escaped custady their against the clock to find him. But will Newt have enough magic to pull the strongest ever recorded obscurus from the young boy? (Hurt/Whump/Injured/Comfort)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,328 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Jacob K., Credence B., G. Grindelwald, Newt S. - Complete
Unread Messages (257) by Bonnie Holmes reviews
MAJOR SPOILER IN SYNOPSIS! Watch 'The Six Thatchers' first. The text messages Sherlock sent to his best friend, John Watson, the days after Mary's death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017
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The Boy With The Bruises reviews
There's a side to Draco, Harry, Snape, that we don't see, that no one ever sees... that was true, until William Davies came along - a smaller than average first year, who manages to reveal a side that has never seen light before in everyone he comes across; but whilst he unintentionally saves everyone else from their warped lives, who will save him? (Fifth year. Slightly OOC.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Draco M., Severus S., OC
Outcast reviews
(Set during series 1, about episode 4 or 5.) Ben was being difficult, as usual, Karen was constantly answering back, as usual, Angela was randomly turning up to their house uninvited, as usual, and Jake was still being bullied. But it was when the bullying took a turn for the worse, did Sue and Pete realised that life was too short to argue with their mental family.
Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Pete B., Sue B., Jake, Ben - Complete