This is the joint account of Pia O'Leary and mayhavefakedit:

mayhavefakedit:

Just FYI, I probably won’t appear as mayhavefakedit but rather, Jess. I used to beta and whatnot, but then I figured I’d like to write my own fics as well as read and edit others… Not that I don’t still edit; I do most of the stories on this account, and am willing to do others as well. Just ask me.

In terms of what I read, that would have to be just about anything. My favorite characters are Snape and Draco, but I don’t particularly mind any others besides Harry. I don’t like the way most authors portray him, and as a result, I tend to be less than gracious when writing his character. I really despise two ships in particular: that of Hermione/Harry and Draco/Hermione. Therefore, count on never seeing either of those.

Pia and I are two authors with extremely different writing styles that (in our opinion) seem to mesh well. I really depend on her as a person, and I run pretty much everything I write by her. You can probably see from the respective one shots we post on this account that I tend to lean more toward fluff, while Pia is a bit darker. Currently, our main fic is Bleed Like Me, which has elements of both. I also have an SSHG fic, Shatter My Illusions, and Pia will soon be posting a rather dark, yet fantastic DG fic. You are welcome to have a look at our other stories, and review if you are of a mind to do so.

To be completely specific, my writing in authors' notes and such will always be italicized, while Pia’s will be in bold. Three guess to what both bold and italicized writing means…You can find my fic updates and progress on my Livejournal here: http://sure_i_

Pia O'Leary: Yes, that's right ladies and vamps! I'm a Harry Hater! Woo hoo! All flames will be used to roast marshmallows and all fruit will be added to my amazing fruit salad. : )

Sorry to disappoint, but there will be little to no stories specifically focused on Hermione (or Whoremione, depending on how you look at it) or anything that romantically involves Harry (unless, of course, he ends up castrated or heartbroken). All of our Blaise's are most assuredly males and the likelihood of us writing slash is slim to none. We're DG shippers all the way, so other couples are secondary! So, while requests are appreciated, some are futile.

Yes, surely not i does all the editing, because, as all of my various beta's can tell you, I can't edit my way out of a paper bag. But that's life!

FYI: Most of our full-length stuff WILL be dark, so if it freaks you out, don't read it.

Yes, indeed... If you ever need to contact us for anything, you can reach us at farfromc0nfused@

Au Revoir!