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Joined 05-22-05, id: 818379, Profile Updated: 11-26-08
Author has written 18 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Office, Parks and Recreation, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Inception.

There are no raindrops on roses
And girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches
And taking best guesses
Shade on the sheets and
Before all the stains
And a few more of your
Least favorite things

I write mostly Pirates of the Caribbean/The Office stuff. Occasionally you might see a Lost, House, Scrubs, Yugioh, One Piece or Fruits Basket fic but it's not very likely. Also, I don't pretend to own any of them x3 That's my disclaimer. I'm a pretty big slash fan (both m and f) although I'll write het too.

As you can see most of my stories are OneShots. I'm not very good at keeping up with a whole chapter story... haha, so that's why most will probably end up being OneShots. Please check them out if you haven't already xD

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Black as Night by falconinthedive reviews
Death has haunted him for all of his life. There was no way that he could escape the fate future had in store for him. He was doomed from the start. He was... He was...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Avoiding the Lens by sparrowlove reviews
Ryan hates the cameras sometimes. He had taken to doing the most boring things possible, so that the film crew would leave him alone" MichaelRyan.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
if my wishes can all come true by She's a Star reviews
Andy and Angela discuss Halloween costumes.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Censored Soul Sensor by MusicalAlly
Musical: Altar Boyz. Everyone knows the Soul Sensor does not always work right during the performances. But why? The boyz are going to find out. One-shot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Edward Who? by rubberduckie2013 reviews
First Fic! Jacob tells Bella he imprinted on her, Bella and Jacob date, Bella gets in car accident and forgets Edward and the Cullens. Will Jacob tell her? BxJ...Jacob lovers! ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE JACOB! DON'T READ JACOB HATERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
For Bella by Tragedy Links Our Hearts reviews
Everything that Edward and Jacob do is for Bella...Yaoi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Two Eyes by WanderingTeen reviews
OneShot: Poor Ragetti. Everyone's favorite oneeyed pirate is on a mission for some love. Cute ending. Rum for all who read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
How to Sell a Truck by RedneckNinja549 reviews
Hinata is working at a truck dealership. She uses hypnosis to get more than they are worth. Also to get victems. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Steel by big tears reviews
He claims steel is cold as moonlight, but tells one player in particular that it's a lie. A Pippin-fic, with a "Catherine"/Leading Player ship.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
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It Sure Can Get Lonely At Night reviews
Arthur/Eames- Eames apparently talks and reveals secrets in his sleep. Apparently. Based on the song "Fantasies Come True" from Avenue Q. Contains unrequited love and is a bit cracky. Rating for safety.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Your Love is Better Than Ice Cream reviews
Arthur and Eames share an ice cream cone: sexy times ensue. Well, almost. Written as a fill for the inception kink meme. More or less than slightly cracky. HAH! Arthur/Eames- established relationship, I suppose. Title from Sarah McLachlan song.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
The Double Date reviews
Arthur/Eames and Ariadne/Robert go on a double date... to a bowling alley. This fic is mostly fluff with the tiniest addition of crack. And yes, slash, of course with more of a focus on Arthur/Eames than Ariadne/Robert . Rating for language. Enjoy!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
All is Fair reviews
Based on this prompt: Eames sneaks into Arthur's dream and finds Arthur/Projection!Eames. Decides to make things more interesting. Warning: smut, slash, lang. Eames/Arthur/Projection!Eames. Reviews are loved and appreciated :D
Inception - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Now You See Me? reviews
Eames never misses out on an opportunity to mess with Arthur... even if he has to create that opportunity himself. And if he gets away with it? All the better. Rating for safety... Arthur/Eames and/or Arthur/Ariadne if you squint. Reviews are lovely...!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Disappointment reviews
Fanfiction based on the musical 'Pippin'. The Leading Player is not taking the failed Grand Finale well, and will stop at nothing to force Pippin to bend to his will and get his beloved Catherine back.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
The One Who is Not Yet Friends with the Pit reviews
Leslie Knope makes her best effort to convince her boss, Ron Swanson, to go see the pit that she hopes to turn into a park.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Enlightening reviews
There is one memory of Dunder Mifflin Scranton and the past that Michael would prefer Dwight not to bring up... at least in front of the cameras. Takes place during "Branch Closing". Rating for safety.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Michael S., Dwight S. - Complete
The Michael Scott School of Art reviews
The Michael Scott Paper Company is celebrating its second week of being open for business. Unfortunately, Ryan cannot attend, leaving Pam alone with Michael in his condo for the first time since Day One. Michael/Pam, written for a gift exchange.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Michael S., Pam B. - Complete
The Official King of Christmas reviews
Jim puts Dwight's Christmas Spirit to the test. Written before Moroccan Christmas aired... so it's sort of AU... but enjoy!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Exasperation reviews
Michael's still pretty desperate to get a certain someone out of the office. Rating for safety. Written for a challenge.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Pinned Terribly reviews
Toby Flenderson's uncomfortable, first ever conversation with Todd Packer. Not slash. Rating for safety.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
AngelaAndyDotCom reviews
Andy makes a website and shows it off to Angela. Dwight does not approve.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Maintaining Control reviews
Jim just can't understand why he deserves a warning from Ryan... so he confronts him about it. This oneshot takes place during/after the episode Did I Stutter?. No real pairings in this one, except a hint of Michael/Ryan, rating for safety
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Folkin' Around reviews
Michael isn't sure whether or not he should let Ryan face his own problems or if he should help him out as a friend. Originally written as a songfic. Michael/Ryan-ish, one-sided, of course. Contains spoilers for Season 4 Finale.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Michael S., Ryan H. - Complete
What Ryan Couldn't Offer Michael reviews
Ryan combs over Michael's diary and thinks that he has finally found a way to fend off Michael's mancrush over him. Michael/Ryan, with hints of Ryan/Kelly. Nothing really slashy.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Selfish Desires reviews
Living in Tortuga can be paradise for some and hell for others. As one wench tries to survive the night to make a living for herself, she meets a fresh, new face who she had never intended to listen to... but she did. OneShot, no real romance.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
The Cost of Freedom reviews
PostAWE, OneShot. The Black Pearl is back and Elizabeth is eager to join Jack and his crew as the sail the Caribbean. Will, however, doesn't feel quite the same way. Torn between two loves, what will Elizabeth choose to do? Full summary inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete