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Joined 08-08-16, id: 8148062, Profile Updated: 04-29-18
Author has written 3 stories for Hyperdimension Neptunia.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA!"

-Nepgear, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory


I like Neps.

What? You were expecting more? Fine.

I like to read and write humorous Nep stories. The best part of any HDN games is its comedy so why not expand on the insanity even further? I'm also not a fan of any pairings because some of the series' best comedic moments stems from all the one-sided affections getting thrown around like paintballs in a Monster Hunter convention. After all, it's far more fun to see Noire bonking Neptune on the head over a silly joke than to see her making hot, passionate love to her in the middle of the night as they- Okay, I'm gonna stop now before this entire account gets banned.

I should also note that I'm a sucker for tragedies but seeing as how Nepgear already committed the biggest, most awful, most tragic event in HDN history, I figured Gamindustri has suffered enough without my intervention (Yes, I enjoyed the Conquest Ending; Yes, I know I'm a terrible human being).

As for my favorite character, I'd have to say Plutia. I love Mayuri from Steins;Gate for her ditzy yet perceptive personality and Plutia is practically an evil clone of her with a mile long sadistic streak (the fact that she has the same Japanese VA just adds to the comedy value). As adorable and hilarious as I find her though, I'd still be the first one to run away screaming if she ever did end up in the real world. The reason should be fairly obvious (Here's a hint: It begins with 'Iris' and ends with 'Heart').

What else? Well, I suppose my favorite game in the series is currently tied between Re;Birth1 and Victory II. Those two just felt like the most complete games to me that also managed to have the perfect mix of story and humor. Plus, I think they captured the essence of each and every character perfectly in those games.

On the flip side, I really disliked mk2 and its remake. Nepgear is a great character and all but she was simply not up to the task of carrying the dull and lackluster storyline. This was made even worse by the fact that they turned her into a female version of Shinji Ikari for the first few chapters. Seriously, it was like they were purposefully trying to make Nepgear into an unlikable wimp or something. Still, the Conquest Ending offered an amazing - if horrifyingly depressing - twist and Nepgear still managed to dig up a few good scenes here and there despite her handicap so it wasn't the absolute worst thing to ever occur.

And... I think that's really about it for now. I hope this has been at least a semi-interesting read for all of you. I'll probably put some more random stuff here eventually when I feel like it. For now though, I'm off to join Neptune in becoming a kangaroo! Byoing~!

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Broken Sky by DracoSlayer95 reviews
Sometime after the CPU Candidates ran away, Kurome decides to ask Neptune about something she'd been curious about for some time. (VII, post bad ending!)
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Kurome A. - Complete
Green Sister by YuriLover567 reviews
After years of moping and loneliness, Vert finally gets a little sister of her own. She's young and cute, and idols her sister like no other. The problem? She's too adorable.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,486 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [OC, Rom/White Sister] Vert/Green Heart, Chika H. - Complete
Nep A Live by The Green Spirit reviews
After a plot device explodes Ram,Rom, and Yoshino are swapped out of their own worlds and into each other's. Yoshino ends up in Gamindustri with Nep and the others who work to send her back while in the world of Date A Live Ram&Rom are mistakenly believed to be Yoshino who has been separated like the twins. Naturally Ram intends to milk the confusion for all its worth.
Crossover - Hyperdimension Neptunia & Date A Live/デート・ア・ライブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,617 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Rom/White Sister, Ram/White Sister, Yoshino
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 8,038 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 8,929 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate Deathly Poison by Eddyak reviews
The Holy Grail War- A deadly competition in which seven magi summon seven Heroic Spirits, heroes from ages past, and battle for the right to own the wish-granting machine, the Holy Grail. But this war is somehow different.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Fuyuki High Class Reunion by sasahara17 reviews
Just a small class reunion for Fuyuki High alumni... that just happens to take place during the Fifth Holy Grail War.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/9/2009
Pizza Delivery is Serious Buisness by sasahara17 reviews
In which Suzaku Kurugi learns the hard way that pizza delivery is serious business.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
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Candidates In Time reviews
Having one CPU Candidate end up in the past is bad enough, but all four? Sheesh, I don't think even Gamindustri is going to be able to- what's that? They're all from different timelines too? Well... let's just hope there's enough duct tape to patch up the world once they're through with it.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,210 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Nepgear/Purple Sister, Uni/Black Sister, Rom/White Sister, Ram/White Sister
Neptunia Kart: Double Dash! reviews
When Vert and Blanc decide to co-host the Great Summer Grand Prix, all of the other CPUs and CPU Candidates are more than eager to compete (after a bit of persuasion of course). Unfortunately, none of them had any idea of the sheer insanity and chaos that awaited them. After all, who could have possibly expected a kart race between friends to end up so disastrously? Oneshot
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2019 - Complete
Greenlit Trouble reviews
Oh look, Vert ended up with a younger brother. I wonder how many girls this one will add to his harem. Wait... what is he doing with that Philosopher's Stone? And is that a Gravity Gun he's holding? Why is he constructing additional Pylons? No! Stop! Stay away from those Fusion Cannons! It seems life in Leanbox is about get a whole lot more troublesome.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 175,810 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Vert/Green Heart, OC