carbonatedfruithide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. hi my name is Izzy, I'm 20, I was named after a queen everyone hated, and I'm addicted to crack(pairings). currently: in love with Kisame sorry not sorry for all the one shots im gonna write about his big blue asshave a commitment issue and multi-chapter fics require commitment so until I get over said commitment issues I'll just be writing hella one-shots that usually end pretty open-ended bc I like for there to be some questions after you finish reading (also it gives me a chance to possibly turn it into a multi-chap fic if I ever feel so inclined)in college aka alcohol is my best friend aka I'm sorry in advance for all the potential stories that involve drunkenness lol alcohol is just such a good catalyst for good storiesI love reviews but I also love PMs!!!! if you like my writing and think I sound like a cool person (which I'm definitely not), then PM me and lets be pen pals !! my tumblr is carbonatedfruit (dot) tumblr (dot) com if you wanna take a peek into my naruto loving life - it includes cute af crack pairing fanart and some dumb funny text posts and comics and its ALL NARUTO! WHO COULD WANT ANYTHING MORE |
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Flash Point by DeGlace reviews
High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,312 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Deidara, Ino Y.]
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5399 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 241,332 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5615 - Favs: 6,538 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 907 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 823 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Hotline Bling reviews
In which Ino mistakes the Akatsuki Hotline for the Instant Friend Hotline. Vacations, MILFs, and movies ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Ino Y., Pain/Pein - Complete
Thievery reviews
So she may or may not have found him tied to a tree in his underwear while she was walking her dog. And because he now owes her one, she's taken the liberty of beginning to slowly steal all of his clothes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Girls Talk Boys reviews
In which Sakura and her girlfriends get drunk and compare messy hookup stories. And on the one night that each of their boyfriends happen to spy on one of their sleepovers. No one's pride leaves the scene in tact.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girl All The Bad Guys Want reviews
He didn't know how it started. He just knew that one day he saw her walk by and realized that all he wanted was her. But he also knew he wasn't her type. And honestly? She wasn't his either. It would make for a rather cumbersome situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
In(k)toxicated reviews
Kisame has dealt with his fair share of drunks stumbling into his tattoo parlor with outrageous, equally-drunk demands. But nothing could've ever prepared him to deal with the wasted girl with pink hair who can barely even slur out that she wants a portrait of a slug across her entire back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Devil Wears Armani reviews
AU Sakura Haruno doesn't like it when people come storming into her office, demanding to see her boss without an appointment. She likes it even less when Death himself does so. But Sakura needs Tsunade to sign her paychecks, so this big blue guy in the cloak is gonna have to come back another day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
