ReadingIsForNerdshide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Twilight. First off, thanks for checking out my profile! Secondly, I want you to know that whenever I am writing, I more than likely should be adulting instead. Cleaning, working, tending to my husband...blah, blah, blah. Adulting sucks so I traded it in for writing. I am just your typical book lover. I lead a pretty mundane life and I love that books take me to somewhere I have never been and I get to pretend I live in whatever book I am reading. I also always dream about whatever book I am reading and I love that about my brain. Usually I am the damsel in distress and I get to do obscene things with whatever character I am crushing on. Those are the best dreams! Anyway, I am pretty much a Mortal Instruments groupie. I LOVE the series and have read everything MI related. I love me some Jace Wayland/Morgentstern/Lightwood/Herondale! He is my book character baby daddy. We would have such beautiful babies. My guilty pleasure are Clonathan stories. I know...I am a sick deprived bastard...but I just can't help it. I love all things forbidden. That is probably why I snuck out so much throughout my childhood and teenage years and dated a billion boys that my parents always hated. And by the way, I never got caught sneaking out. Muhaha! I also love the Twilight series because of one word. Edward. He is also my book character baby daddy. We would have very beautiful and sparkly babies. I love Bella in the books but hated Kristen Stewart's portrayal of her. I still watched and own all of the movies anyway. I refuse to let one bad casting mistake take away my love for the rest of the characters. Please check out and follow my stories! I promise you won't be disappointed! -ReadingIsForNerds | |||||||
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Little Bird by krida86 reviews
Welcome to the arranged marriage between the Princess of the Swans and the Prince of the Cullen Clan. Two countries, two families, two very different individuals. What could go wrong? Temporarily on hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/1 - Bella, Edward
Killa & Bee by ceceprincess1217 reviews
Edward "Killa" Masen isn't sure why his father wants to team up with the Italians, and he sure as hell isn't happy about the deal to combine the two most powerful families into one. Isabella 'Bee' Swanatori has dreams of her own and they damn sure have nothing to do with Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,114 - Reviews: 3517 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clarissa Is A Punk by reppinda5o3 reviews
C is different. She's in a band. She's covered in piercings & tats. She has a hot girlfriend and is loving life. So what happens when the football team's running back who is also her brother's playboy best friend, decides he wants her after ignoring her for years? Will he get what he desires? Will it turn into more? We'll see. M for language, lemons & dark themes AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,765 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
How to Hunt a Cougar by Juls2820 reviews
One shot. Clace. Jace is younger than Clary by five years and he is only 18 so BE WARNED. HARD LEMON, explicit language and description. Jace wants the girl next door, his dream girl and he will have her. AU AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
To Be or Not To Be by junebug19 reviews
AU AH Clary and Jace meet in high school. Love at first sight? Check. Melodrama City? Check. An overprotective brother, an evil conniving grandmother and an obsessed rival for Clary's affections all get in the way. Will they make it? Expect soap opera type crazy and hot steamy action. Clace. Clebastian
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,870 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Reckless Abandon by IWriteNaked reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,279 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
For Love is as Strong as Death and Jealousy is cruel as the grave by AlesiaJ89 reviews
Jace and Clary are the perfect couple that everyone loves. He is the town star football player and she is the beautiful and down to earth cheerleader that everyone loves. Clary is his whole world but Jace's jealous adoptive brother, Jonathan, who is also in love with Clary, is determined to ruin Jace's life and have Clary for himself.A story of lies, betrayal, jealously,n vengeance
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 2/3/2017 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Sebastian V.
Raising Hell by LegionofShadowhunters reviews
The Clave ordered the Silent Brothers to find a "cure" for Jonathan Morgenstern's demon blood so he could be raised like a normal shadowhunter after his father died. He spent his entire life training and hunting with Jace and the Lightwoods, and trying to forget his evil father. He was doing well until the little sister he didn't know he had showed up clueless about the shadowworld
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,601 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016
Dead End by Aelin Sardothian reviews
Heosphoros failed. Clary failed. They're trapped in Edom, to be the playthings of Sebastian Morgenstern in the deadly game of dominate or be dominated. Clary and Jace will never be the same.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,678 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
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The Indecent Proposal reviews
Bella is engaged and is planning to start a business with Jake. When the bank loan falls through and threatens her happily ever after, Edward Cullen enters the picture and offers them startup money in exchange for Bella spending a month with him. Fighting against her lust and growing feelings for Edward, she struggles to decide what she truly wants. E B. Rated M for later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 9/27/2018
Tinder reviews
My entry in the Midnight Delight NYE Contest! Winner of two judge's favorite awards! - Edward has a surprise for the beautiful woman in his bed and is more than eager to give it to her. Will she love it or will she hate it? Either way, Edward and Bella are about to start a new life and adventure together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/23/2019
A Dark New World reviews
It's two years after the Dark War and the Seelie Queen is still furious. She kidnaps Clary & takes her to Faerie where she tortures her for years. Everyone in her life thinks she has died & when she finally breaks free, the life she goes back to is nothing like the one she left behind. She will have to find her own way back to hapiness & start her own personal war against the Queen
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,081 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 10/7/2017
Smutty One Shots for the Mind reviews
A collection of Clace one shots that are pure smut for the brain. A new situation for every chapter between our two favorite characters. Some chapters will be more graphic than others so read with caution if you are weary of reading smut. It won't be for the faint of heart. I do take requests and try to come up with something if there is something you want to read. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/19/2016
An Indecent Encounter reviews
Clary and Jon grew up not knowing about the other. They meet one night and things get hot and heavy. The next day dawns and she is going to meet her long-lost brother and father. Unfortunately for the both of them, they end up looking each other in the eye, dumbfounded, not knowing what will happen next. Will they fight their attraction towards each other or submit to it? Clonathan
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,518 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 6/20/2017
Smutty Clonathan One Shots reviews
This will be a collection of one-shots for TMI guilty pleasure of Clonathan/Clebastian. I hope you put your big girl panties on before reading these because they won't be for the faint of heart or easily offended because it will sometimes contain incest, but at other times won't. It will be a combination of both. Read at your own risk and I hope you enjoy my short stories!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 11/15/2017
A Chance Meeting Between Enemies reviews
The Herondales and Morgensterns are mob families that control all of New York on very uneasy terms. Clary and Jace meet and begin a relationship, not knowing who the other is. What will happen when they find out and one of them betrays the other; or so they think. Where will their loyalties lie when the going gets rough? Clace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,334 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016
Remember Me reviews
Jace finally meets the girl of his dreams. She is funny and beautiful and is everything he never knew he wanted. There is only one problem though; she doesn't remember him. Every night when she goes to sleep, her memories of the previous day are erased because of a horrible accident she was in. Will he be able to get her to fall in love with him every day? Clace/Full summary inside
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 11/10/2016
The Forbidden Road to Travel reviews
Jonathan has a plan to bring down his father and it centers around having Clary at his side. She has been the only one to ever love him. Jonathan wants her to be his Queen when he takes over the Clave from his father and begins to try and convince her that they are meant to be together. Will she go along with his plan and will he convince her to be with him? Clonathan
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,432 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016
Jonathan's Secret reviews
Clary's mother died when she was ten leaving Luke to raise her. He raises her as a shadowhunter and is constantly moving to hide her from Valentine until it is too late. Someone spots Luke and tells Valentine who then sends his son to investigate. Jonathan is none too happy about this until he sees Clary and he knows that he just has to have her for himself. SMUT Better than sumary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016
My Not So Ordinary Life reviews
Clary has just found out that she isn't human and pretty much everyone she has ever known has lied to her. All of her "friends" were actually assigned to protect her and keep the truth of who she is from her and her brother. And now, the Asmodei have found her and all they want is her and her family to die. The only saving grace she has is Jace but will she forgive him for lying?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 168,081 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
A Different Path to the COG reviews
This is a different take on COG. What would have happened if Valentine had taken Clary after she destroyed his boat. If he had taken her out of the water before her friends and family got to her. What would Valentine do if he was able to have Clary make him new runes and would she be able to escape? Eventual smut in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
