Hello! I like to be called Woofie and was a mindless human devoid of horrifically fascinating fandoms for around ten years.

I am now a rabid fangirl ready to rip a throat out or sit on your face in anger if you have the nerve to chastise anything I love, and hug you until your buttons pop if you're a fellow victim of feels. With thousands of fandoms and trillions of ships- mostly Phan- and counting, I have a knack for loyally depending (Hufflepuff af) on things that result in my favorite character dying or a ship not being canon, ending up in some brain damage over the years. I have a chronic book reading disorder and love anime, Youtube, art, and music consisting of Troye Sivan, Twenty One Pilots (I'm sorry I can't do the crossy out thingie with the o's), Panic! At the Disco, P.O.D., Childish Gambino, ABBA, The Beatles, OutKast, Britney Spears, Raleigh Ritchie, Fall Out Boy, Adele, Jaymes Young, Eric Satie, Bach, Beethoven, and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

Ah, yes! I love the piano - it knows something I don't know *cheeky wink*

I'm currently competing in the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition - whoop!

"Turn him into stars and form a constellation in his image. His face will make the heavens so beautiful that the world will fall in love with the night and forget about the garish sun - a shining star even in the light. "

William Shakespeare

"And every month we buy a hamster."

Go over and show VulpeculaStarr and Darkheart949 some luuurrrvvveeeeee

The Maze Runner once caused me to bruise the bridge of my nose and fracture my big toe when I ran into a glass sliding door (In my defense, it looked like the living room) PHIL TOPS. DON'T CRY, CRAFT! I've hit my head multiple times on account of feels attacks, once again causing me to sustain what I'd assume is brain injury. I really like ducks, and blue, Percy Jackson related things. *Hunger Games four-note whistle* Don't let vinegar get in your eyes, kids - I'm saying that completely and totally out of experience.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE PHAN

DAN LIKES PHIL AND PHIL LIKES DAN

THE SHIP SAILS HIGH IN THE SKY

NO HOMO HOWELL IS A LIE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE PHAN

DAN LIKES PHIL AND PHIL LIKES DAN