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 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter. I write fanfiction because I can. I ship whatever I want because I can. My subject matter changes... because I can do that. I put all of my fics into the "Any" World category because I can, and because it allows me more creative freedom. Thank you. -89JP |
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The Labyrinth Song by Eudaimonia'sRevenge reviews
To get to the bottom of a slew of grizzly sacrificial murder cases, Hermione must work closely with Draco. Being partners with him is more difficult for her than catching murderers, and between their fighting and chasing a serial killer across Europe, they'll enter a maze that only they can find their way out of. (Part 1 of "Ariadne and Theseus".)(Contains smut and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4
Getting The Voices Out Of My Head by iwasbotwp reviews
A series of drabbles resulting from prompts within various groups I am a part of. Some angst, some fluff, some smut, some humor. Never know what you are going to get when I listen to the voices in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P., Theodore N.
When You Cross a Sith by Lady Russell Sprouts reviews
The heir to the Sith throne is contemplating how to punish her intended. The answer comes in the form of the Master of the Knights of Ren. Rated MA for sexual content and language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Thursday by DragonLady37 reviews
It had been three weeks since Hermione had worked up the courage to tell Draco how she felt, which meant it had been three weeks since she'd seen him or spoken to him face to face, because it had been three weeks, to the day, that he'd shot her down. / EWE, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/11/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Freya Ishtar's MARVEL Short Stories by Freya Ishtar reviews
As stated in the title, my MARVEL short stories are collected here (thus far, it's only 2, so it's a very small collection). Summaries are contained in each story. Featured ships: TaserTricks (Loki/Darcy [with an appearance of Jane/Thor]) and WinterWidow (Bucky/Nat [with an appearance of WandaVision, and Tony/Pepper])
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Rewrite The Stars by MrBenzedrine reviews
Based on the movie, "The Greatest Showman." 1800's Magical AU. The stars are already written, and prejudices separate Draco and Hermione, despite their growing fondness for one another. Can they fight the odds? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/1/2019 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., George W.
Playing With Death Eaters by iwasbotwp reviews
A series of prompted drabbles featuring Death Eaters. Each chapter contains different characters and situations, depending upon the prompts. I change the listed characters each time I upload a new chapter, so expect to find the unexpected. Rated M for various reasons - proceed at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Chained to You by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Hermione returns to Hogwarts alongside many of her peers to complete her 8th year, she is not expecting the course of events that will lead her into a game of seduction, lies, deceit and mind-blowing sex. She certainly never expected it to have anything to do with what Draco Malfoy did to her at Malfoy Manor during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,098 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
And Baby Makes Three by Saylahvie reviews
Draco Malfoy, meet your daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Favorite Color by iwasbotwp reviews
I don't usually do fluff, but here you go. A one shot of a wonderfully fluffy first date. Draco got up the nerve to ask Hermione out, now he is treading carefully in hopes he'll get a chance at a second date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cultural Exchange by iwasbotwp reviews
It's ten years after the war, Hermione and Draco have been dating for the past two months. They realize that neither truly knows much about each other's upbringing or culture. Hermione comes up with the idea of taking turns planning dates to show off their respective worlds in ways that the other hasn't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,926 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Take A Picture, It'll Last Longer by Saylahvie reviews
After working together at the Ministry for the past three years, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy decide that one good shag is what they need to get rid of the tension between them and satisfy their curiosities. When the suggestion arises to take a few pictures as mementos, the duo finds out just how fun it can be to have someone challenge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Charlie's Confession by iwasbotwp reviews
Charlie decides it's time to come out of the closet while visiting The Burrow. Written for Pride month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Charlie W. - Complete
Hallelujah by iwasbotwp reviews
Everyone is a bit broken after the war, but no one more so than George Weasley. Hermione Granger may be a close second.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2017 - [Hermione G., George W.] - Complete
Steel by geekprincess26 reviews
Sansa's skin had turned from porcelain to ivory to steel. One order from the Dragon Queen shattered it.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Jon S., Sansa S.
A Business Arrangement, with Dragons by iwasbotwp reviews
Draco has scheduled dinner with Charlie to discuss a new business venture. Hermione is waiting back at Draco's flat, hoping the three of them can explore a different type of arrangement after the men finish their meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Charlie W., Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shared Thoughts by iwasbotwp reviews
Harry and Hermione have a secret power... that they mostly use to amuse each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Five Days by RavieSnake reviews
No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione. WINNER for Best Drama/Angst and Best Tragedy in the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by iwasbotwp reviews
A series of vignettes depicting the reactions various characters have to seeing themselves or others on Chocolate Frog trading cards. Spanning different time frames from before the first war, to far past the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wall by AmaliaIR reviews
Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Love to Hate You by Siriusly9 reviews
Draco and Hermione hate each other. End of story... or is it? When they strike a truce, they realize how much they miss the constant fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hedonism by DragonMaster65 reviews
Hux loves to watch. He loves when Kylo and Rey don't know he's watching, sitting in his office with their dirty trysts on his holoscreen like cheap pornography. He loves when he can tell them what to do and Kylo can't Force-choke him to stop. It's a dirty, sinful kink and damn if he's ever going to stop. [Oneshot]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [General Hux, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
The Parent and The Professor by cleotheo reviews
It's parent/teacher evening at Hogwarts, and Hermione has to deal with Draco Malfoy, whose complaining about his son's grades. Can she handle Draco, or will tensions explode between the pair? Sexy one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twitch by Saveourskinship reviews
Draco is Head Boy and is constantly annoyed by the know-it-all uptightness of his fellow Head Girl, Hermione Granger. They enter into game of manipulating each other, but who will come out on top? And will the victor be happy with their choices? Angst. Happy ending. EWE. Alternate Hogwarts post Voldemort defeat. Profanity. Explicit sexual content. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reaver's Unmentionables by AlongCameASpider reviews
Get a pair of Reaver's underpants for his obsessive fan, Benjamina
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Reaver, OC - Complete
Already Gone by OurBeatingHeartsBleed reviews
Katara is left under Zuko's supervision as she recovers while Aang goes on a mission. An impulsive trip turns deadly when Katara flees to the mysterious Midfire Festival on Ember Island. Initial Kataang, later Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Aang, Toph] [Zuko, Katara]
Warnings of Southern Water Tribe Women (or Uncle Iroh is Always Right) by reallygoodliars reviews
A/U Zutara oneshot (warning: smut/noncon) - Crown Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation, suddenly found himself the heir apparent to the Fire Throne. And just as quickly, he found himself in the center of a politically-based alliance, in the form of a betrothal. He was to marry.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Once Upon a Dream by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione is exhausted and desperate for a good night's sleep. A slightly tipsy Draco Malfoy and a long line at the apothecary are only the start of her evening's adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Exam Game - Astronomy reviews
Ron, Pansy, Lisa and Megan are the four fated to take the Astronomy exam, one that is not for the faint of heart. With one night and 80 nautical miles to sail, the four must use their Astronomy skills to sail from France to England. And, if that wasn't hard enough, Mother Nature decides to add an extra obstacle. (Rated M for language)(Second installment to "The Exam Game" series.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Ron W., Pansy P.] Lisa T., Megan J.
The Exam Game - Potions reviews
After being separated into groups, the entire 8th year class must take a randomized exam which will gauge their general logic. However, the tests are out of the ordinary. After being put together to pass a Potions exam being held on a secluded Caribbean island, Draco, Harry and Hermione are tested far more than they thought they'd be. (Triad!Fic - Draco/Hermione/Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Draco M.]
Scarves reviews
Draco is on business in New York. Hermione now works for MACUSA. They spend an evening skating at The Rink at Rockefeller Center. (One-Shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lou's Tavern reviews
Hermione and Pansy are waiting for Luna and Susan so that they can come together and accomplish one goal: Win 1,000 Galleons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P., Susan B. - Complete
Burn reviews
Ginevra Weasley has been charged and arrested for being a witch. Draco Malfoy, the son of Wiltshire's prodigious Judge, Lucius Malfoy, has been tasked to visit her and make her confess her guilt. But neither Malfoy man was ready for what was to come. (AU. Rated M for Lemons.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Sick Like Me reviews
Tom Riddle seems to be the only person not amused by the new 7th year transfers Harry Evans and Hermione Granger. The knowing looks they give him are enough to drive him to paranoia, to suspect them of time travelling, and even drive him to stalk them for answers. He gets them, but these answers come with a price. TR/HG/HP. One-shot! (Rated M for a reason! Heed warnings inside!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G. - Complete
In This Moment reviews
A series of one-shots that give you a glimpse into the lives of Hogwarts' inhabitants five days before the final battle; what they see, what they experience, and what they learn about each other during a 24 hr time period. (Warnings: language, smut, some dark themes.) Pairings: TN/SB/BZ - DM/GW/PP - NL/DG (Just to name a few.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Neville L., Susan B.
The Misfits reviews
Harry and Hermione stumble upon Draco and Pansy in the astronomy tower- both couples planning on drinking away their woes- before their decisions turn into a secret tryst that will help these "perfect misfits" deal with their lives. (Harry/Hermione/Pansy/Draco)(Post-War)(Set to songs by the band "Misfits")(Rated "M" for language and smut throughout!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
Are You Experienced? reviews
Ron decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life thinking about food. He offers to become a business partner to a wizard who owns a restaurant in Italy, and build its sister in Diagon Alley. But part of the deal is that Ron has to take on the Italian's apprentice, Pansy Parkinson, as his Executive Chef. (Ronsy! Mentions Harry/Hermione/Draco)(Rated "M" for language and smut)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Le Don reviews
It's been over five years since Hermione fled England with hopes to never return. She awakens after being beaten and dumped on the grounds of Hogwarts, with no memory of how she got home. Now she's forced to unravel the mystery with the help of the kind-hearted Harry Potter, and her old nemesis Draco Malfoy. (Post-war A/U. Triad Fic (Draco/Hermione/Harry) COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 191,157 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Harry P.] Minerva M. - Complete
