Loki never thought of himself as heroic. Cunning, cynical and luckless were his favorite. Luckless when instead of death, he got stuck in a body of a blond child. Luckless when he was once gain the odd-one-out among the magical community with magic sensing ability. Loki blamed that ability for every single trouble he encountered at Hogwarts.

Draco opened the door to his flat expecting his boyfriend. He didn't expect to find two of the same men standing there. Or: In which Harry's accidentally cloned himself, and Draco is the voice of reason and a bit of authority.

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Draco takes the walk of shame, and things take an interesting turn.

Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.

Draco's proposal is a night to remember.

"I know we're not in love with each other. But we could be. If you let us. If you gave us, this a chance." WARNING(S) for Angst, MPREG and mentions of pregnancy termination

Draco has been exiled to live in the Muggle World, where he's actually doing alright as an amateur stage magician. Harry has been tasked to determine if he's using real magic to enhance his performances.

Draco's orderly existence at the Dragon Reserve is upended by Harry Potter's arrival. Meanwhile, a dragon struggles to fly. A Draco POV remix of the delightful Living with Dragons by fantasyfiend09 (remixed with permission).

Draco gets a note from an old friend. Does Harry have more on his mind than just a friendly get together?

Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.

Draco has a debt to pay off, no matter what Potter thinks. And he has a Very Good Idea to go along with it. Things don't go as planned.

An explosion in the Potions classroom sets off a chain of unlikely events.

Harry gets benched for a match. He wins anyway. Written for the hd cliche fest on LJ. Warnings for mature content and slash. Not suitable for minors

Harry Potter is the love of Draco's life. This is a fact that Draco struggles with nearly every day.

Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.

Harry's dearest wish comes true one winter night. It's nothing like he imagined but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!

Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.

After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.

One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

Harry and Draco encounter a strange situation in a Lost Pyramid. Just a regular old fluffy, cracky Halloween fic.

Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).

A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not… Written for 2013 HD Smoochfest.

What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Harry is exasperated, and Draco doesn't want to go home. An awww inducing one shot featuring possessive!protective!Harry and drunk!Draco

Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Harry has so much he wants to give him. He doesn't. Warnings: Character Death