"What's so great about America?" "Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness, Super-sized meals, I don't know Simon." "Then why can't we just go home?" "Because we can't, now would you please stop whining?"

Simon and Baz are living a 'normal' life together. But when someone from their past returns for revenge, what choice do they have but to be thrust right into the fight?

AU: Simon is sitting in the park when a blind boy approaches him. Lots of snowbaz!

Now that he wasn't at Watford, Simon had to make some new lists. Some he actually wrote down on their brand-new whiteboard, or stuck on the fridge so Penny and Baz could see it and add their own. But some were private. Just for him in his head.

Fiona pushes Baz into taking Simon with him to an orchestra concert. It surprises everybody when the prospect throws him into a panic.

Five minutes after Carry On ends, Simon is feeling bad about doing all the moving in by himself. We learn why Penny didn't help (or did she?), why Baz is just sitting there on the sofa doing nothing, and how Simon really feels about losing his magic. Baz spends some time thinking about that night in the woods. The two lines characters remember from their past are Rainbow Rowell's.

EDIT: I've tweaked the beginning of the story and a few bits in the middle. I think the flow is much better now. Hope you agree! Penny is curious about the spell Baz used that night in the White Chapel. Baz doesn't want to talk about it, but Penny won't let it go. (Rated T for a small amount of kissing, not sure if that counts as "adult themes" but thought I'd play it safe.)

It's Valentine's Day and Baz has a plan to help him get over Simon. What could possibly go wrong with a love potion, right?

"I follow Baz through the room, wishing I'd worn all the posh gear he tried to push on me before we left Hampshire. I'm wearing my Watford trousers and one of his Scandinavian jumpers..." -Carry On by Rainbow Rowell How do you end up in a London bar, surrounded by vampires, in your school trousers? Here is how I imagine it happened.

When Baz and Simon get stuck in a lift, some of Baz's old fears come up, and Simon helps him.

Simon and Baz romance that takes place the night of the Leavers Ball during the Epilogue of Rainbow Rowell's Carry On. Sharing some "firsts" and "lasts" upon one last night at Watford in their room.

How long had it been? A week? Two? For the first few days, he called and called, trying to get me to answer the phone. I ignored the ringing. Eventually, it just stopped.

A seemingly meaningless choice to follow Baz into the catacombs leads to unexpected consequences, and things will just keep spiraling out of control. SnowBaz, takes place in their fifth(?) year, before Carry On. Rated T because the characters in the real book swear, so they might here as well.

This is an alternative ending to chapter 61. Not very long, because the original chapter isn't very long.

Baz is fed up with Simon staring at him since he got back to Watford. However, anger quickly forms into something else one morning after Miss Possibelf's class.

Baz comes home frozen half to death, hoping Simon will be around to warm him up. This takes place during the winter of Snowbaz's 7th year. This is my first fic. Hope you enjoy!

"I need him. I need his blood and his body and his touch. I need all of him." Baz has been unconscious for three days. When he finally wakes up, he's not thinking straight. Snowbaz

A missing scene from Christmas Eve. Simon/Baz.