KensiBlonde
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Joined 11-27-15, id: 7324760, Profile Updated: 12-04-17
Author has written 21 stories for Cheers.

I'm a big Cheers fan from way back but recently got into it again when it was included in Amazon Prime membership. My favorite characters are Sam and Diane - I just love their back and forth banter and wit. I'm a big fan of couples who banter - some other favs include Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford in 'Gilda' and of course Scarlett and Rhett. Oh, and check out 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Bronte - not the movies! The book. Jane and Rochester bantered like mad. (For you Twilight fans, Edward is based on Edward Rochester - as are most brooding but romantic anti-heroes of modern fiction.)

So I will always try to include some banter in my prose though of course no one can be as witty as the Charles brothers and their band of ace comedic talent.

I find the characters on Cheers interesting in that they are a combination of classic movies with old-fashioned '40s-type dialogue (check out how they use words like 'dames' 'fella' etc) combined with scathing modern wit. I'm guessing this is because the Charles brothers and the original writers were big fans of old movies.

I'm torn on whether Sam and Diane actually belong together - they certainly have passion, but it takes much more than that to make a successful relationship. This is what makes them so interesting. Their intellectual differences were made much of, but at the end of the day, the gulf in their connection isn't so much about that. You've got a man who is an emotional cripple - at least when it comes to romantic relationships - and a woman who places a high value on emotional vulnerability.

I think, at the end of the day, what keeps them attracted to each other isn't so much sexual chemistry (although that's a big part of it) but laughter. They both really get each others sense of humor - even if it is at their own expense.

I think Sam and Diane are an incredibly emotionally complex couple - I don't even understand how anyone can compare them to anyone else. This what makes them fun to write for. Unlike most TV 'Will they or won't they?' couples - this is a couple that had SERIOUS issues, and who, on many levels, simply did not belong together - unfortunately for them there was a connection there they just couldn't seem to shake off.

The other characters are basically the Greek chorus - with Coach and Norm being my favorites. I also appreciate the doomed position Frasier was in.

If you want to chat about Cheers, drop me a line. Sorry I stopped watching after Diane left, so know nothing about Rebecca Howe!

Kensi

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Sam and Diane: Election 2016 reviews
What if Sam and Diane were married today - and discussing the election?
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
After the Abbey reviews
I'm baaaack. In honor of my last M-rated fic 'I Call Your Name - Again' reaching 100 views, I decided to write this second M-rated, which takes place directly after 'Birth, Death, Love and Rice.' Chapter Two isn't that M-rated, but still some sexy.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Diane C., Sam M.
The End reviews
As Sam comes to the end of his life, he reflects back - there's just one thing he'd change if he could.
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Sam M. - Complete
Before the Fall reviews
Sam and Diane settle down into domestic bliss in their new home - but all is not what it seems. Takes place shortly after Season 5's 'A House is Not a Home.'
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
Diane's Decision reviews
Diane begins dating Sam's gorgeous, accomplished brother, Derek, only to realize she'd rather be with someone else. Takes place shortly after Season 1's 'Showdown Part 1.'
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Diane C. - Complete
Goodbye to All That reviews
Sam has a special gift for fiancee Diane. Takes place right after Season 5's 'One Last Fling.'
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
I Call Your Name - Again reviews
Here's your M-rated, S&D fans. Picks up right where Season 3's 'I Call Your Name' leaves off. Enjoy!
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Diane C., Sam M.
Sam Malone Meets Diane Chambers reviews
Sam Malone hires Diane Chambers to work at Cheers. Here's his thoughts about it. Takes place shortly after "Give Me a Ring Sometime."
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Sam M. - Complete
Sam's 'Girl Cousin from Michigan' reviews
In Season 4's "Cliffie's Big Score" Cliff asks both Diane and Carla to the Postman's Ball. Realizing he has to get rid of one of them, he asks Sam for a lie. Sam tells him to tell Diane that his "girl cousin from Michigan" is in town and he has to take her. He then says "Wait, she's already heard that one." Here's the story behind Sam's "girl cousin from Michigan." A little M rated
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
Bet Me reviews
Takes place early in Season 2, shortly after Sam and Diane get together. The bar decides to bet on how long it will take before the two break up. When they find out about it, their reactions are totally different. Let's remember these two were in love and had some good times occasionally!
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Complete
Diane's Nervous Breakdown reviews
Takes place right after Sam and Diane's break-up at the end of Season 2. Diane returns to her apartment. Here are her thoughts. (You may want to pair this with "Sam's Heartbreak" to see how each are doing right after their split. You can see it's not that well!)
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Complete
Sam's Heartbreak reviews
This takes place after the end of Season 2. After Sam and Diane break up, he returns to his alcoholic ways. One night, alone at Cheers, he practically drinks himself into oblivion. These are his thoughts.
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Complete
Sam and Diane's Bermuda Vacation reviews
In Season 1's 'No Contest' Diane wins the Boston Barmaid competition and her grand prize is - a trip to Bermuda! Remember how excited she got... then Sam asked if he could go and promised he'd be a 'perfect gentleman.' What if she agreed? Just a bit of S&D fluff, with an ending that wouldn't have happened that early. Enjoy S&D buffs!
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Sam M., Diane C.
Frasier Crane Meets Sam Malone reviews
Takes place during Season 3's 'Rebound Part 1'- Frasier Crane meets Sam Malone for the first time. You may want to read my 'Frasier Crane Meets Diane Chambers' first, but don't have to. Thanks for all reviews!
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Frasier C., Sam M., Diane C., Coach P.
Frasier Crane Meets Diane Chambers reviews
After Sam and Diane's nose-twisting breakup at the end of Season 2, Diane checks herself into Goldenbrook for some 'rest and relaxation.' She meets Dr. Frasier Crane. It happens after she gets into a tussle with an old lady while playing croquet. This takes up just after Frasier has broken the two up from their brawl. But how will Frasier feel when he learns why she's there?
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Diane C., Frasier C.
The Last Proposal reviews
In Season 11, Diane comes back and she and Sam both pretend to be married to other people. When that falls apart and their lies are exposed, they end up running off together, only to return to Cheers to announce they are getting married. This is how that came to be...
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Diane C., Sam M.
Sam's Regret reviews
Sam is beginning to really regret how it turned out with him and Diane. One night, he pours his heart out to Norm. Takes place several weeks before their final reunion in Season 11.
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
Diane's Diary - Tuesday reviews
As Diane has mentioned a few times, she keeps a diary. What would her first entry after starting at Cheers be like? Possibly something like this...
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Diane C., Sam M., Norm P., Coach P. - Complete
The Morning After reviews
What was the morning after Sam and Diane spent their first night together like? Inspired by 'A Ditch in Time' when Diane brings up the fact that Sam left to go watch a football game rather than spend the day with her. Only this ends a little bit better than it sounds like that did... One shot.
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
Sam and Diane's Honeymoon reviews
Ever wonder what Sam and Diane's Disney World honeymoon would have been like, if they'd actually gotten married? I think it would have gone something like this...
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Diane's High School Reunion reviews
Diane doesn't want to attend her high school reunion as a failed writer/waitress, so she brings Sam with her as her 'handsome neurologist husband.' This goes as well as expected. Takes place somewhere in Season 4 - but with an ending that would never happen in Season 4. [Forgive all etiquette mistakes this is my first publish!]
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete