Eddie doesn't like black coffee.

"I'm not half as bad as what you've been told." FIC MOVED TO: sandpapertongue

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

There's no way she had to sacrifice Chloe. She decides to try and save her one last time and maybe alongside the way she'll save a boy. A boy who was once full of anger and pride but in the end was left broken and tricked by life itself and maybe, just maybe she'll save this small city she already left once behind her.

When no one is looking Mike sneaks up to the bathroom where Sam is taking her infamous bath. Daring Duo Smut with a cheating subplot and plot overall if you squint extra tightly. This is a re-upload in case Ao3 goes down, also my bad for the crappy job it'd my un-beta'd version so things may seem a miss. If so, sorry.

"Nathan." Mr. Jefferson's cold voice traveled over to them. "I'm letting you do this for once. The least you can do is to do it properly and like it's supposed to be done. Or else I'll have to intervene and take over." He said as his eyes left the newspaper he'd been reading, watching Nathan over the brim of his glasses."Is that really what you want?" - Caulscott in the dark room

A sense of déjà vu overcame Nathan and his eyes softened into a confused scowl. They were way to close for comfort but he liked it. It made her nervous which made him feel more in control of the situation. Things had changed a lot the last couple of months. But there was something that always kept pulling him back to her. - Caulscott based on I wait for you.

"Nathan..." Max managed to croak out. He flinched when she said his name and lowered his eyes. Nathan was here. In the dark room. Everything was a mess, nothing made sense. She had never thought it would end like this. All she knew was that Nathan was here and he didn't look dangerous. She felt stupid for thinking it but maybe, just maybe he would help her, save her even. Caulscott

AU. Do you have any idea what you do to me? CaulScott (Warning: Rated M for sexual content)

Max accidentally breaks Nathan's nose. Set after college when they are strangely dating and living together. This might suck. You have been warned. Caulscott.

Alt timeline. Nathan rubbed the back of his neck. He still couldn't figure out just exactly what he felt towards this girl. Maybe a hipster-ho was all he really needed. Caulscott

AU. He approached her in a way much different than she remembered. The Nathan Prescott she knew was an asshole, dangerous, and entitled. So, why the hell didn't this feel like the Nathan Prescott she knew? CaulScott Twoshot

Some stuff happened and now Max is basically carrying Nathan Prescott through an empty school. Y'know, just a typical schoolnight. - Not as creepy as it sounds. I swear! [No!Timetravel & No!DarkRoomShit AU]

Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.

Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. COMPLETE!