"You see I am simply one hell of a Black Butler fan."

TeamCieloisPhancyhive

Name: Coco. Isn't dat ka-yoot? X3

Sex: Not now, honey. Femme

Age: One does not ask a lady how... old she is.

Interests: Lots, but you only need to know I like Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

I do not ship SebaCiel. I Repeat: I DO NOT SHIP SEBACIEL!!!! Pretty much everything I write about has Cielois in it (I love that pairing so much!!!!), so if you don't like Cielois, you can kindly kiss my ass go find some other fanfics to read~!

Though I may read it from time to time, I will not write smut. I will also never write anything rated M. I believe everyone should get the chance to read romance fics, and I find it highly cliché that pretty much any gay couple fanfic also has to be the dirtiest, raunchiest thing you can type up.

You will never see my write a reader insert. Never. I hate them so, so much and it's like pure torture to read them. It's also sexist that it's always assuming the reader is a girl, and the character always falls in love with the reader. I also hate most OCs. I won't lie; every now and then I'll find an OC that's not that bad, but I think the main problem with a lot of OCs is that they're just too relatable. They don't act enough like the characters from the franchise and act too much like regular people, and that makes it feel too much like a reader insert. When relatability isn't the problem, Mary Sue-ness is. When people write some 60 chapter fanfic about how everyone is falling for their OC and all the characters are super OOC because of this, it just get a little unbearable.

And one last thing~ Could people just stop dissing Kuroshitsuji 2?! Almost everyone I know who's seen it always tells me how they think it sucks, and that Alois and Claude are totally unoriginal which might be true actually and that if you've only seen the first season you should never watch the second. I mean come on! What's with all the hate?! If there are any Star Wars fans out there, you'd get what I'm talking about, it's a lot like how people say that the prequels suck and the 'originals' are so much better and all who like Episode One must taste the flames of Hell. I actual prefer the second season of Black Butler and I like Alois (not Claude) and I just wish people could stop being such haters. Like what you want to like, but don't shove your opinions down people's throats.

"As a writer, it's your job to make the reader feel something. Anything. Doesn't matter what. Awkward, embarrassed, sad, relieved, angry, frustrated, foolish. You have to make them well up with some sort of emotion. It had to leave an impression on them. Leave them coming back for more, or never wanting to read it again. They don't even have to like reading it. Your story doesn't have to be popular or good. It just has to leave that impression. What they say isn't true. Not anyone can be a writer. Because a writer has to want to feel something when they write. When you do, that's when you know you're meant to be a writer."

Anyway, here are those crappy fanfics that you may or may not be dying to see.

Enjoy~!