"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"

A shrill scream rang through the tall and enormous building of Ouran Academy.

"What the bloody hell is this?! Is this some kind of sh*tty excuse for tea?!" Ciel Phantomhive roared, spitting out the dark brown liquid that had been served in his teacup.

Honey giggled. "No Ciel-chan, it's coffee~!"

Ciel starred at the boy blankly, then turned back to the now empty teacup. "...coffee?"

"Yes. Do you not drink coffee over in Great Britain?"

"Nope~!" Alois told the little boy, walking over to the long couch where Ciel and Honey were located. "We only ever drink tea-Ack!" Suddenly he yelped, Tamaki grabbing the chipper blonde by his shirt collar.

"Alois, what have I told you?! You stay with your customers! Don't come wandering over here again!" He told the boy, dragging him behind over to the opposite side of the room.

"But we haven't even opened yet! I wanna talk to Cielly! Waaaah!" Alois fake-cried.

"Well Cielly doesn't wanna talk to you." Ciel mumbled under his breath.

"Oh yeah! Hey boss, what kind of girls do ya think will come to see these two?" Hikaru asked Tamaki.

"Well I dunno, maybe-"

"Seeing as Alois over there is about as 'straight as a rainbow'," Kyoya began, interrupting Tamaki. "I can imagine he'll be visited by the same type of girls who like 'twincest'. Ciel, on the other hand, being the gothic type..."

"Would be visited by the kind of people who like gothic occult things!"

"Gaahh!" Ciel squealed, noticing the owner of that mysterious voice was a boy peeking out from a random door in the wall. He had shaggy blackish-greenish hair, and wore a long cloak, concealing his body. On his hand was a cat-like puppet.

"...Nekozawa-senpai..." Haruhi sighed. "What are you doing here?"

The boy ran over to Ciel. "Well just look at him! That blue hair, that monotone look, that eyepatch... little do the girls know what mysteries lie beneath it!" And with that, the strange boy, Nekozawa, ripped off Ciel's eyepatch, revealing an amethyst pentagram on his eye.

"Hey! Give that back, damn you!" Ciel yelled, trying to get his eyepatch back from Nekozawa.

"EEEEEK! WHAT IS THAT ON HIS EYE?! IT'S WIERD MOMMY! IT'S SCARING DADDY!" Tamaki yelled at the top of his voice, crawling his way over to Kyoya.

"Oh, you got a eye tattoo? I'll bet that hurt." The twins said together, not that surprised by the odd mark on the boy's eye.

"Huh? It's not that strange. I've got one too, see?" Alois told the group, sticking out his tongue and revealing a gold and brown pentagram.

"AAAH WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THESE STRANGE MARKINGS ON THEM?!"

"Tamaki calm down!"

"I AM CALM! I JUST-"

"Haruhi, go put on a swimsuit, will you."

"What? Why? That's so random."

"It'll calm the boss down."

"NOOO DON'T GO MAKING MY LITTLE GIRL LOOK INDECENT!"

"I am not just going to go put on a swimsuit randomly!"

In the midst of all the arguing, suddenly, a loud bell rang out.

"That means..." Haruhi began.

"...the girls can come now." The twins finished.

Alois and Ciel looked at each other, each with a look of horror on their face.

-Much chaos and panic later, the host club is now open-

"Oh Tamaki, it was so kind of you to take in the new boys." A girl with red hair said, starring into Tamaki's violet eyes.

"Yes, well, when I met them, I simply knew they'd make great hosts!" Tamaki replied boldly.

Meanwhile at Ciel's table, he seemed to be getting along with the girls quite nicely. You see, the previous night, Sebastian spent hours showing Ciel how to woo women.

"So you own a toy making business. That's so cute!" A blonde girl that reminded Ciel a lot of Lizzy commented.

"Yes, my family has owned the Funtom Company for years. And while the toys we make are adorable," Ciel took a sip of his 'coffee', trying his absolute hardest not to spit it all back out onto the girls that were sitting near him. "they are not as cute as any of you."

The girls blushed and squealed wildly in response.

Over at Alois's table, things were moving... less smoothly, to say the least.

"You're very beautiful Alois." A brunette told the blonde, who was starring and concentrating across the room, over at Ciel's table.

"Thanks..." He mumbled, not really caring.

"Yes, Alois! And since you're so beautiful, would you mind telling us... which one of us is the most beautiful?" A ravenette asked him.

Alois spent no time at all thinking. "...None of you." He stated blandly.

The girls froze there, completely shocked.

How dare he say that!

It's not true! I know that I'm the most beautiful!

Why is he being so harsh?!

I can't believe he'd say that!

Realizing his mistake, Alois turned back to the girls and blushed. "Aww, I'm sorry," He said. "It's just that I can't imagine anyone being more beautiful than my precious Ciel!"

The girls sat there for a moment, trying to keep it in, before blushing and squealing at the top of their lungs. "YAOI!" They cheered.

Tamaki continued to watch the pair, not paying much attention to the switching of his customers.

"My, my, well it does seem like you've done it again, Tamaki. New hosts that you just can't seem to take your eyes off of. How repetitive." He heard a strangely familiar voice say.

He saw a familiar auburn-haired girl with light silver-violet eyes.

"...Miss Ayanokoji? Y-You were banned!" Tamaki exclaimed.

The girl smirked lightly. "The ban expired, Tamaki. Besides, I have no more plans like I did when Haruhi showed up. I'm just here to become a loyal patron of the Host Club once again."

Tamaki sighed with some relief, however he turned back to stare at the girl once more. "...So you're just here to be my customer? That is all?"

Miss Ayanokoji chuckled in response, holding her hand up to her mouth and pointing at Tamaki. "I'm not here to see you!" She looked over to the shotas. "I'm here to see them."

And with that, she stood back up and sashayed over to Ciel's table.

Wow. As far as my stories go, this is by far the most popular. Which could be why I waited so long to update it (I didn't know what you guys would think about this chapter) but lo and behold, here it is. I know this chapter was shorter, but I'm kinda running low on time, so I had to make this quick. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed. Next chapter will be fun to write! *sneaky laugh*

Also, 'Princess Ayanokoji' is the girl in the first episode of Ouran Host Club who tormented Haruhi and threw her books in the fountain. I thought it would be interesting to bring her back.

*Please Review!