Hiya people! Pleased to meet you! I hope you all enjoy the stories I have/will posted. I have lots of ideas for lots of stories, so I've gotta alot of typing to do. Anyway see you in the land of imagination and reading!

There's not much to say about me but I'll say a few things. For one I like to draw, as you can see in my profile picture, and I'm a sucker for any kind of animal!

My favorite shows consist of the following: Gravity falls, Ultimate Spider-Man, Tom and Jerry, Randy Cunningham Ninth Grade Ninja, Adventure Time, and How to Train Your Dragon.

I like any kind of Disney movies, and Despicable Me.

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My Boy Side:

You love hoodies. yep.

You love jeans. JEANS RULE!

Dogs are better than cats. I can't really choose...

It's hilarious when people get hurt. Only if they are okay.

You've played with/against boys on a team. Oh, yes.

Shopping is torture. HECK YES.

Sad movies suck. YEAAH!

You own/ed an X-Box Brother hogged it.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Uh, no.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. NO.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. Yes.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Nope!

You watch sports on TV. Never, I would get up and leave the room.

Gory movies are cool. Getting scared. Yep!

You go to your dad for advice. Rarely.

You own like a trillion baseball caps. Like one.

You like going to high school football games. Uh, nope.

Baggy pants are cool to wear. Not really.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. I get nervous in crowds.

Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. Silver and blue are my favorites! :3

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. OH YEAH! :D

Sports are fun. Um, no.

Talk with food in your mouth. EW, nope.

My girl side:

You wear dresses. I wouldn't be caught dead in one.

You love pink. Absolutely NO!

You like shopping. Never will I ever utter those horrible words!

You like parties. Nope. I attend family business parties.

You like popularity. No

You like glittery accessories. Does non-glittery things count?

You like cute things. Only baby animals!

You like cheerleading. No. Just, no.

you're obsessed with Randy Cunningham as much as I am and love him as much as I do, copy this and paste it into your profile right now!!! :)

Taste the Rainbows with Skittles! If you love Skittles a lot and taste the rainbows just like I do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a pizza lover, you DEFINITELY have to copy and paste this to your profile NOW!

If you're one of those people who wish to visit the world of RC9GN, HUG the Ninja and help save the day from McFist's or the Sorcerer's evil scheme, copy and paste this to your profile.

BROWNIES! If you LOVE them, copy and paste this to your profile!

OMG, if you see a HUGE bag of any snack you like and definitely want to buy it, but you can't, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're against racism, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to write poems, copy this and paste it to your profile.

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If you could not find something that was sitting right in front of you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you go out of your way to step on a leaf that looks particularly crunchy copy and paste this to your profile. (I do that every time I see a leaf.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. (They got me there. X3)

If 1,000 people copy and paste this to their profile nothing will happen.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Normal people: Say, "That was awesome!"

RC9GN fans: Say, "That was bruce!"

Normal people: Say something is boss when it's awesome.

RC9GN fans: Say something is the cheese when it's awesome.

Normal people: When something bad happens, say, "That sucks!"

RC9GN fans: When something bad happens, say, "That's wonk!"

Normal people: Will call stupid people idiots.

RC9GN fans: Will call stupid people shoobs.

Normal people: Probably think ninjas are cool.

RC9GN fans: Know there's only one ninja left and think he's THE STRAIGHT-UP CHEESE :D

Normal people: Won't react if green mist comes out of the air vents.

RC9GN fans: Will frantically check to make sure they're not feeling any negative emotions so they won't get stanked.

Normal people: Would run screaming if a monster suddenly showed up at their school.

RC9GN fans: Will wait for the ninja to show up.

Normal people: Will keep calm and carry on.

RC9GN fans: Will keep calm and consult the Nomicon

Normal people: Wouldn't really care if one of their friends showed up at school with a fake mustache.

RC9GN fans: Will immediately rip it off of them and yell, "Dude do you want to get your eyebrows shaved?! They'll know you're a fakey! THE ROBOT THAT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU ISN'T WORTH IT!!!"

Normal people: Would freak out if a robot suddenly went berserk and tried to kill everyone.

RC9GN fans: Will check to see if it was made by McFist Industries.

Normal people: Best riddles came from the Sphinx.

RC9GN fans: Best riddles come from the NinjaNomicon.

Normal people: Frankenstein.

RC9GN fans: Krakenstein.

Normal people: Will just suck it up and climb the freaking rope.

RC9GN fans: Will go looking for a golden doctor's note, even though Julian ate them all...

Normal people: Won't care if a fart box and a potato are in the same room.

RC9GN fans: "Let's just put these in separate rooms..." *Moves fart box and potato*

Normal people: Would think a history pavilion with robotic exhibits would be cool.

RC9GN fans: "ROBOT UPRISING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Normal people: A sword can't cut through almost anything.

RC9GN fans: The ninja sword can cut through anything... except stupid.

Normal people: Would be excited if a foreign exchange student came to their school.

RC9GN fans: Will not, under any circumstances, say "hallo" to them.

Normal people: In a rap battle, anything that rhymes goes.

RC9GN fans: Will never ever use the words "earth attack" in one.

Normal people: What's a skunk pine?

RC9GN fans: Will cover their nose when going near one.

Normal people: Have something better to do.

RC9GN fans: Check the TV schedule to see when RC9GN comes on and make sure to watch it every time it comes on, even if it's a rerun.

Normal people: Their best day ever was probably the day they got a puppy or went to a concert or something.

RC9GN fans: Their best day ever was the day they first watched RC9GN.

Normal people: Will ignore this.

RC9GN fans: Will post this onto their profile RIGHT NOW before the Sorcerer gets them.f you like Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja up this on your page with your fanfiction name on the bottom.

I have alektorophobia. I am Randy.

I am Allergic to Dust. I am Howard.

I have a video show the whole school sees. I am Heidi.

I love everything that is dark and mysterious. I am Julian.

I play the flute and nobody calls me by my real name. I am Flute Girl.

I watch this show every time it is on. I am a fan.

Lbug257, Intangible Kittens, IceNinja202, KittyGems, TheCherryBlossomKunoichi, Howlingpassion

"I'm in love with the Ninja...

I so wish, whenever I see him, to give him a big hug and tell him how BRUCE he is, how EPIC he is, and how much I LOVE him!"

"There's a Ninja inside of us all!" - Heidi Weinerman

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Have you ever wondered why people bully? Because they think you can overpower them! Give them what they deserve!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? What on earth!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), Autobot Slipstream (USA), The.nger (Canada), A. Primus(USA), AutobotCopperShadow (USA), Willowtuft (USA), Grasswing of Wingclan (Canada), Storm-Eyes-Osprey (England), Enderdeath731 (USA), Oroku Yuki (Philippines), HowlingPassion (USA), Nine-tailed kitten (USA)

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit followed by a coughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why a word you wrote at school seemed to feel not right and you think for minutes and realized it was missing a letter, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever lost memory of what you were doing and the next day you finally recall it and finished it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "Do a flip!"?

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DON'T FORGET THE FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (more like 4am)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

How can you fight a fire with fire?

How can you stop a flood with water?

How do we think violence will solve violence?

Copy And Past This To Stop Violence All Over The World. So We Have A World In The Future.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP/STRANGLE someone, copy this onto your profile

If you ever walked into your closet randomly, hoping to find Narnia, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profileIf you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollytsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman, Draco Malfoy) -X-Deyoxis-X- (Sora, Danny Phantom, Ash Ketchum, Robin, Harry Potter) Anisoka28 (Anakin Skywalker, Danny Phantom, Robin) MJ's Angel (Anakin Skywalker, Will Turner, Fix-It Felix Jr.), The Whisperer of Death (Nightcrawler, Hiccup, Leonardo) SkyjumperCloudskipper (Hiccup HoH. III, Harry Potter, Ash Ketchum, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Ghastly Bespoke... the list goes on) I Heart The Hittachiin Twins, (Let's put it this way, look above at my favourite shows, there is AT LEAST one from each...) Nine-tailed kitten, (Weeelllll... basically one character from my favorite TV shows... but to list a few: Peter Parker, Danny Fenton, Jake Long, Randy Cunningham, Ben Tennyson, Gohan, and Percy Jackson. X3)

One More Soul That Never Got A Chance…

I just wanted to be a good family cat. Play around with children and sleep with my owners. I never thought this would happen…

“I would like that one.”

I never thought I would be chosen. To be one of the poor souls here. I never wanted any of this…

“Are you sure? There are many others to choose from.”

I-I just wanted to live a happy life, in a warm home. Not here, in this hell…

“Yes I’m sure.”

I whimper in pain as a caliper clamps down on my neck. I am raised out of my cage, the other 13 cats staring at me with sad eyes…

“How would you like it?”

It is hard to breath as I am just hanging here. I recount my life. All the cats I hear and see killed. I even feel for the dogs who get the same treatment. It sickens me to see it, and now it’s happening to me…

“Half-dead.”

I begin to pant as I see a man go over and get a metal pole…

“Are you sure you want it half-dead now?”

Please, say no. Just let him kill me and get it over with…

“Yes I am sure.”

I cry out in pain as the pole hit me in the head. He reared back and hit me harder. My blood splatters the ground…

“Harder. I want to leave soon, I have a meeting to go to at 1.”

Smack

Gasp

Smack

Whimper

Smack

Twitch

I breath faintly as my wounds gush out blood, my fur soaked in my own blood. I now only can twitch as the pole beats me…

“That good?”

Please, let him just finish me off…

“Yes.”

I am tossed into a bag, and I breath very slowly. Here I am bleeding to death in a plastic bag…

“Thank you for your services sir.”

Why doesn’t someone do something? I am a living creature just like them! I did nothing wrong! So what did I do to deserve this?

“Your welcome, and I will come back for another soon.”

More condemned to this life. To this life of torture. A cat deserves a family, the ability to play with toys, have kits, and sleep in the crook of a bent knee. Not this, nothing deserves this…

“Have a good day sir.”

My breath has almost stopped, most of blood now gone. I close my eyes and wait for the death that is coming. My heart slowly stops, my life now over. I guess I was just one more soul that never got a chance…But I have been given a second, as Jesus lifts me up, and takes me Heaven, so with the children I can play.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if this made you sick and feel for the animals in pain all over the world.

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty? At least now I sit, by Gods humble throne.

If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile.

Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which is cooler, black or white?

6. Name a person of your same gender.

7. What's your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans?

10. What is your wish?

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.

2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.