I'm baaaaaaacccccck...for the better?

If anyone ever wondered how I came up with this name: (Go to Google and search "afterdark screensaver")

I once sat and looked at a screen,

It had lawnmowers mowing a green,

And zambonis were smoothing,

Plus toasters a moving,

...And that's how I got this here scheme.

—afterdark

Updated on 5.28.05

Oh! And now I have a bio!

Name: Chris
Age: Between 13-18
Place: Well, it's in the states, lots of sun here. Did I mention it's a state?
Hobbies: Collecting Coins, Model Trains, and Model Planes.
Likes: TURTLES! blub...
Dislikes: Huge Centipedes
Favorite Place: Dubois, Wyoming (Don't ask).
Favorite Shows: Teen Titans, InuYasha, Avatar, Simpsons.
Favorite Movie: Twister. Cool.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The City of Ember, the People of Sparks.
Couplings:
BBRae—I donno, just seems likely—not on the show, it'll never happen there, but just based on certain...things.
RobStar—Self explanitory.
CyBee—Based on hints, this seems pretty likely.
Think of others later...

Couples I don't mind:
CyRae—It could happen.
BBTerra—I don't like it, but it makes since.
CyJinx—Cy had a crush, but Jinx is a villain. I don't see it happening, but I could understand.

Couples I dislike:
RaeRob—Sorry, no love loss here. Robin likes Star all the way.
StarfirexBeast Boy—WHAT!
TerraxRobin—Riiighhhht.

FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Die, Terra, Die!"
—DarkRavenna

"Dude, it is totally brunged!"
—Beast Boy

"Mmmmmm...Soilent Green."
—Homer

“...whereas good conversational openers are sentences such as ‘What would drive a man to commit arson,’ ‘Why do so many stories of true love end in tragedy or despair,’ and ‘Madame diLustro, I believe I’ve discovered your true identity,’ all of which are likely to provoke discussions, arguments, and accusations...”
—Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto.

"If business was a good as my aim, I'd be on Easy Street..."
—Tracer Bullet

"Good Heavens, I think I blew my face inside out!"
—Calvin Writers I tip my hat to:

DarkRavenna

Triforce90

Nightbolts101

Matrixero (Soon)

Anyway, that's me!

Kudos,

afterdark