John warned Sherlock about the dangers of crap telly and its mind rotting side effects; however, he said nothing about the consequences of watching a telenovela. One of the consequences being his accidental deletion of the English language that leaves a frustrated John screaming, "¡Sherlock! ¡¿Por Qué!" "Lo siento Juan..."

"Alright John, despite my slight miscalculations and your...lack of mental capabilities, the plan to finish Mrs. Hudson's pancake breakfast before she wakes up is still a go. No need to fret my friend, we've got this all under control!" "The kitchen is on fire." "WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHERF—R BURN!"

Welcome to The Hellsing Random Talk Show where you will see all your favorite characters answer your questions and perform some pretty wacky requests. Get ready to see our lovely Seras in a bunny outfit, Integra rapping to save her dignity, and Alucard...in smiley-face sunshine underpants?

This was not how Sherlock wanted to spend his afternoon; in fact, this is the last thing the detective expected to happen. Currently locked inside a black 1990 Eldorado Cadillac with his arch nemesis Jim Moriarty, seemingly just as pissed by the situation as the master sleuth. For the next hour the only thing to entertain them is a radio and a dance party...wait what?