Stayin' Alive (For Two Years Per Season) Chapter 1: Stayin' Alive, a sherlock fanfic

AN- As a birthday present to my very good friend BaconWrappedRainbows, here is the fic of Sherlock songs you've been bothering be about. Happy Birthday!

I rewrite songs to make them about fandoms. I have a series of Supernatural songs on my profile, and I decided that I could do the same with Sherlock, so here we are. If you're interested, go ahead and check those out!

This fic will be updated every two days, unless I get a barrage of prompts like I did with my Supernatural fic, in which case it will move to every day.

Anyway, this song is Sherlock's perspective right at the beginning of Season 1. I hope you enjoy it!

*Disclaimer: I do not own Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees or Sherlock.*

Well, you can tell by the way I flap my coat,
I'm a genius, I like to gloat
Deductions and mounds of scorn, I've been looked at weird
Since I was born
And now I'm alone, it's OK
Cause my skull always sees my way
See how I can understand
Most everything about humans

Whether you're my brother or whether you're my mother,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breathin' and everyone just seein',
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Sometimes I get low so I get high,
And if I get somewhat bored, I really try
To experiment with ways to bruise
I'm a science man and I just can't lose
And now I'm alone, it's OK
Cause my skull always sees my way
See how I can understand
Most everything about humans

Life goin' nowhere. John Watson help me
John Watson help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. John Watson help me, yeah
Stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere. John Watson help me
John Watson help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. John Watson help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive

AN- What do you think? Do you have a song you want me to rewrite? Let me know! I love all your reviews.

-Wiznerd