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Ugh. I hate profiles. If this ain't good, blame BTC. :3

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IQ Test

My IQ's 120. Beat that!

Future Stories

A Skylanders FanFic, of course.

A Scribblenauts FanFic, low chance.

A "Why the hell are you reading this, person reading my profile?" FanFic, no doubt.

Help Steelius convince his brother Eevee is cool by posting this on your profile!

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You are beautiful. Beauty is on the inside. You are beautiful. The way I see it, is this: You are beautiful. If you spend 20 minutes in the bathroom in the morning putting on make-up because you think you're ugly, you're trying too hard to hide your true beauty. You are beautiful. I dare you to go to school without any make-up on and watch when people tell you you're beautiful. You are beautiful . If you wear a hoodie and sweatpants every day, and always tie your hair back or let it fall in your eyes, you're scared that no one will think you're pretty. You are beautiful. I want you to wear something else, anything really. You are beautiful. Go to school and ask your best friend if she thinksyou're beautiful. You are beautiful. If you dress just like everyone else (excluding uniforms), you are afraid that different is bad. You are beautiful. Diferent isn't bad, so what you're going to do is go to school wearing your style of clothing. You are beautiful. If you simply don't think you're pretty, no matter what, then you are in denial. You are beautiful. Stand in front of the biggest mirror and tell yourself you're beautiful, then pick up you phone and tell each and every one of your contacts 'I am beautiful'. You are beautiful. If none of these apply to you, then you know you're beautiful, and you're proud. You are beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are beautiful. Never forget, you are beautiful, because you are you.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

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7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S. :

Fight for you.

Respect you.

Include you.

Encourage you.

Need you.

Deserve you.

Stand by you.

Warriors Oath

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scarred face.
I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll promise to remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I'll promise to remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats and badger, for the rest of my life.