Another bio update! Welcome to Kayette’s bio 3.0! *crickets chirp* I tried. -_-‘

I'll tell you something, I remade the WORD CENSOR to make it a comletely useful, beep-free option. So how does it work? Simple. You set it to a certain level, and whatever bad words that are blocked due to the intensity of the WORD CENSOR is automatically changed to a kinder form of the word. No, it's not something that the person can mouth out, but the script covers it up, it makes the person use the kinder form against their will, so no curse words are used! They can't even spell it! So, here are the levels:

Off: Everything allowed, so rate it R (which I'll never write at this level)

Level One: Most words allowed. The F word is blocked.

Level Two: Mild cursing allowed, but not much. (e.g D word, bloody hell)

Level Three: No cursing or swearing what so ever! (I write mostly at this level)

Why am I writing such an incredibly long bio? BECAUSE I WANT TO ANNOY THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* Me likes to be EVIL! Don’t think I’m evil?

Stand on hands for 5 minutes. Do it. Now. Don’t ask me why, just do it.

I like to eat blueberries. Why? Because they’re tasty. I like to eat other fruits and veggies. They’re yummy. No, I’m not a vegetarian or a rabbit. Don’t look at me like that.

Anyway, here are some details about me:

My real name is –name blocked-.

I am –age blocked- years old.

I live in –county blocked- county.

I live in –state blocked-.

And I live in –country blocked-.

My address is… wait, it’s….. I forgot.

My grade level is –grade blocked-.

I hate pink.

I used to go to –school name blocked-, but I’m home schooled now. High school is mean.

My lucky number is –number blocked-, and my unlucky number is –number blocked-.

Well now you know who the heck I am.

Don’t you just love those squiggly lines? They force you to take an extra .0000000347383 seconds to scroll down to look at my story.

Evil. Yes.

Scroll down.

I like animals, especially horses, ponies (yes, they are different in many ways other than size), dogs, and squirrels. Me likes funny fanfiction. Oh yeah, I like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Digimon Adventure, and InuYasha. Oh, the whole Digimon VS Pokemon is funny, but stupid. There’s no rip offs.

Digimon came first. Yeah. *dodges tomatoes from Pokemon fans*

I also like Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny pairings. And canon stories. Yeah. Not so much of AU.

Okay, now for my DISLIKES! (Lots of people groan) I hate politics. I don’t like Bush. I don’t like the war in Iraq. I HATE ONIONS! I don’t like Florida. I don’t like a lot of people in Florida. I hate teenagers (and I’m a teenager). Oh I HATE people who bash Harry Potter. If you like him, your cool! If you don’t like him, but are quiet about it, or don’t bash him, you’re still cool! If you hate his guts and bash him every chance you get for any reason, your IQ drops 750,453,453,675,346,754,786,675,236,345,936.0000000001 points for bashing a world prodigy. Which belongs to J.K Rowling.

Oh, I hate it when people say ‘Green Flame Tourch’. Honestly, do you think that Voldiemortis could be defeated with a first degree burn? Didn’t think so.

I’m just writing The Misadventures of Smeagol for now. I might write a humorous Digimon or Harry Potter fic in the future, but one fic at a time.

Are you still reading? Did you skip down to here? Are you sick of me yet? Scroll down. Now. NOW FOOL!

I like text cookies. (:) I didn’t invent it. I did invent some stuff though, like the random randomness of Big Random City, random fish pies that like to hit you in the face, googooguys (which belong to me and my brothers THIEF!), and Crickets R US. I’ll have more coming, but I won’t say until I put it in a chapter and post it. Yeah.

I like alternative rock, like the Counting Crows, Train, Sarah McLaughlin, and so on. Me no likes rap or pop. Me no likes curse words either.

Notice how I ask you to review every chapter? Déjà vu. Review.

I have two horses, and I board them at a big barn. I also work there. Bet you thought that was a pointless piece of info to tell you.

Random Person: Yes it was.

OH NO! I’M RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO BLAB ON ABOUT! MUST THINK! *rubs forehead* My brain hurts. It’s all your fault.

Or not.

Or so.

Why not?

I don’t know.

Are you still reading? Are you getting tired of my rambling? Are you so frustrated with me that you could smack me with a jellybean? If you answered yes to any of those, scroll down.

If you answered no to any of those, scroll up and start over. FROM THE BEGINNING YOU CHEATER!

Oh yeah, I hate people who bash Harry Potter- wait, I already said that. Déjà vu.

I like to drink hot earl grey tea and minty iced tea. Coca-cola is good too. Oh, for anybody here that goes on neopets, my username is uberdarkfaerie83. I like lupes.

Oh no! It looks like the end. Now eat 3 text cookies. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO, FOOL! Don’t forget to review or flame my story. No cursing. No cursing. No cursing. No cursing. nO CURSING. no cursing. (:)