Hello fellow Fanfictioners!

My name is TheTrulyBeautifulOne, and I may or may not be beautiful. I enjoy keeping others in suspense about me. I have been reading this site for about a year now reviewing under the Guest name "They" (as in "That's what they say"), until I finally decided to get an account. I don't have very much free time for writing, so I may end up with only one or two stories on this site. I prefer letting others do the work.

I, TheTrulyBeautifulOne, solemnly swear to never write anything saucier than a K-plus rating. This entails the absence of swearing in any of my stories, as well as any allusions to sexual relations. I thought I ought to put that out there for any of you wasting your time on my stories when you could be reading "A Thousand and One Ways to Hook Up."

I also wish all of my readers to understand that I am in charge of when I post or when I finish a story. You are simply the utterly powerless reader of my story. Additionally, I create worlds, and I can destroy them. Do not trifle with she who commands the universe, however small her domain may seem.

As I am working towards my degree in Logic at Star Fleet Academy on one of the Mars colonies, my updates may at any time be sporadic. I have been known to have a tendency to not finish the stories I start, so I will be sure to post only finished stories... unless I want to torture you with a cliffhanger.

A Few Random Questions Torture Time with TheTrulyBeautifulOne! (I stole these questions from The Element Lithium's profile. The answers are my own, and I don't even know who The Element Lithium is, so bear with me)

Q: What is your name?

A: TheTrulyBeautifulOne.

Q: Describe your room.

A: A chemical war zone. Especially since most of the people I know are certified trans-galactic slobs.

Q: Ever been in a romantic relationship?

A: Only with fake guys. Do those count?

Q: Who do you have a crush on?

A: Orange. You did mean the soda, right?

Q: Do you cook?

A: Yes. I also have a secret cache of Iocane powder for when my family visits.

Q: What are you wearing right now?

A: Clothes. I'm also wearing down my keyboard.

Q: Wants to kill...

A: THEY NEVER PROVED ANYTHING!!!!!!

Q: What's your favorite genre?

A: Fantasy, Fiction, Humor... pretty much anything that isn't depressing or stupid. Or both.

Q: What's on your to do list?

A: Domination of Mars.

Q: Why did I even ask?

A: Because you're an idiot. Was that out loud?

Q: Favorite Book?

A: Put an s after book.

Q: Favorite Books?

A: How much time do we have for this interview again?

Q: Favorite person in whole wide world?

A: Do aliens count as people?

Q: Who's asking the questions here?

A: An idiot with a notepad.

Q: Apple?

A: No, Samsung.

Q: What if your best friend drove off a cliff?

A: I might be sad... if I wasn't in their will.

Q: Water, Juice, Milk, Soda, Energy Drink, Tea, Coffee,Alcohol, Gasoline, or Oil? Pick 3.

A: Water, Oil, and Juice. (One of my friends is an android. Hence the juice.)

Q: If books were banned, what would you do?

A: ... ... ... Would it mean I didn't have to go to school anymore?

Q: No.

A: Then the President would resign out of embarrassment when a mysterious red letter that shouts obscenities showed up at the White House.

Q: What is the most amazing book you ever read?

A: Again, with the discrimination. How could I ever call any book I read "The Best"? I don't like labeling my books.

Q: Do you want to end this interview?

A: Only in return for your immortal soul.

Tally-Ho, a-hunting we will go!

One last thing: If you have read this far, you're cool. Go here (http:///) if you want to be happier in your life.