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Joined 11-13-14, id: 6279209, Profile Updated: 09-29-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

"Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy."

I generally don't care for crossovers, so don't expect them from me. As far as shipping goes, I like Hermione with almost anyone but Ron, though I'm not against most ships so long as they're interesting and make some sort of sense. Anything I write will be mostly concerned with Hermione, Harry, and the twins because they were my favorite characters. My thoughts are that if I'm doing this purely for enjoyment, I'm only going to worry about the things I care about in it. In a related note, you have every right to stop reading anything I, or anyone else, writes at any time. I give up on fics all the time. If you can't stand the writing, characters, or story, why are you wasting your time? And to then waste more time blasting it in an oftentimes incredibly rude and hurtful review? What exactly is the point of that other than to hurt someone you don't even know? Helpful criticism should always be welcomed with open arms. Hurtful attacks are unnecessary.

Updates might take me a while. I prefer having an entire story to post at one time so that I can make sure it doesn't contradict itself before posting it rather than posting as I go and having to hope I remember every detail I wrote. Like in Back To The Disaster when I wrote in the prologue that Percy had been talking to Hermione before realizing in my universe it would be impossible upon re-reading the transition between stories. I tend to get wordy, so this is a real issue for me. Speaking of which, that's another cause for delay. As much as I criticize paid authors like Stephen King for going off on wordy tangents that really have no impact on the story, I have the tendency to do just that and it's horribly irritating. Editing out my babbling sometimes takes quite a while. Babbling instead of writing something relevant takes longer.

I'm posting the final story in my Steal the Glamour From Death trilogy as I write it. It's called "Just For One Day" and will probably be published in spurts. I do not, and will not, have a regular update schedule. This is because (1) I work at a 24 hour business. My work and sleep schedule are all over the place. If nothing else in my life runs by a regular schedule, it's unfair of me to expect myself to write and update on one. (2) This third story has been incredibly hard for me to put together because I've gone completely off the novels now. What I'm posting is my sixth attempt. I'm posting as I go mostly to ensure I won't delete the whole gorram thing again in frustration. (3) Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. As such, I will write as they come.

Please don't repost my stories. If you want to see them elsewhere, send me a message and let me know. I'll either post it there myself or give you permission or ask that you leave my words alone depending on the case. Any way you cut it, these are my words and all I get for them is the thought ownership, so I'd appreciate it if no one took that little bit from me.

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 4,781 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4773 - Favs: 6,209 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
A Different Path by kangaroo2010 reviews
In a radically different show than what we know, the Gaang are all several years older, and Zuko didn't betray them beneath Ba Sing Se. Be ready for a bit of a more realistic take on The Last Airbender, intended for all of us fans who made the mistake of getting old. There will be drinking, smoking, adult language, and adult situations. No graphic sex, though. Sorry!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 179,526 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Zuko, Katara, unknown 9 - Complete
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Just For One Day reviews
Sequel to 'Back to the Disaster' and 'Steal the Glamour from Death'. They succeeded in saving everyone. But not everyone was meant to survive. Hermione and Fred are now back to the start of her journey and have to re-live their lives without remembering their past. But all magic comes with a price and a choice must be made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W.
Back to the Disaster reviews
Sequel to 'Steal the Glamour From Death'. Surrounded by family and friends crippled by the horrors and losses of war, Hermione and Fred decide to use the insight gifted by her amulet to change history for better or worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Steal the Glamour From Death reviews
It is widely known and accepted that Hermione is the brightest witch of her age. Why then does she allow and follow along with Harry and Ron's half-baked plans in bringing down the most powerful dark wizard of her time? Deathly Hallows planned by Hermione with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete