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 Poll: My loyal Readers! I am in the middle of deciding a plot point and wanted to see what everyone thinks on the matter. So. Are we all fans of the idea that one Nymphadora Tonks can morph a form of male genitals? (I am an experienced soft-butch lesbian, and I can say that there are times when we all wish we could do something like this.) Vote Now! |
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, X-overs, Ghostbusters, and Orphan Black. I'm a 20-something year old soft-butch lesbian originally from Northern California, but now residing in Seattle, WA. I am a wildlife biologist but currently working as a butcher at my local Co-op. I love women-loving-women, writing, telling stories, and making characters do things that I want them to. I hope that others enjoy my musings. My favorite girl/girl fandoms include: -Hermione/Tonks -Katniss/Johanna -Santana/Brittany -Xena/Gabrielle -Sarah/Cosima My favorite boy/boy fandoms include: -Aragorn/Legolas -Captn. Jack/Will Turner I love the classics. So entertain me! And hopefully I entertain you in return. |
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Loyalty by Johanna's Motivational Insults reviews
Newly-minted Peacekeeper Johanna Mason is assigned to District 12 and meets a coworker and a young hunter who together will cause her to question her worldview and her allegiance to the Capitol.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,685 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Johanna M., Katniss E.] Darius, Purnia
Lifeblood by Johanna's Motivational Insults reviews
Johanna Mason always seems to know exactly what I need to hear, and deliver it with such brutal honesty that it can't possibly be ignored. Maybe she has known me better than anyone else all along.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 253,869 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.] - Complete
I'm Left by Weiess reviews
Johanna has vowed to not get attached to anyone again. Katniss has vowed to keep her focus in the 75th Hunger Games on saving Peeta. It looks like they're both about to break their promises. Eventual Joniss, Johanna 3rd person/Katniss 1st person, follows events of Catching Fire and Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,763 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.]
The Girl At The Coffee Shop by District 7 Profanity reviews
College AU Joniss Prompt: Johanna works at a coffee shop, Katniss goes in every day to "try different coffees" aka flirt with her awkwardly. Complete! - Added an X-Mas Epilogue ...and a wedding.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,069 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Katniss E., Johanna M., Madge U., Cressida - Complete
The Talk by MobBob reviews
One-Shot: Johanna and Katniss try to explain their relationship to Prim.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.] Prim E. - Complete
Help by District 7 Profanity reviews
Katniss Everdeen has a bad habit of helping people. When she decides to help Johanna Mason with a little "problem" she's having falling asleep as they share a compartment in D13, things turn out better than expected. Shameless fluff/smut. All Joniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
Just Go For It by 0h-myglob reviews
Tamsin and Bo being as Tamsin and Bo should be. Valkubus baby!
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Bo D., Tamsin]
The Polar Opposite Of Hatred by Pure Caffeine-Fueled Nihilism reviews
Johanna x Katniss: No one would have ever expected them to fall in love... but Katniss Everdeen and Johanna Mason both have a long history of defying the odds. 40 Joniss drabbles, rated T for some sexual content.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.] - Complete
Profane by somebrowneyedchick reviews
Delphine never really liked swearing until she met Cosima
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Smolder by Hesiod reviews
But maybe because there's an old comfort there in Johanna Mason, maybe because there's something deep and burning in her eyes, I don't say a single word or ask a single question.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.]
She Doesn't Say I Love You by District 7 Profanity reviews
Johanna Mason doesn't say I love you. Ever. One-shot, post Mockingjay Joniss. Updated 6/9/15 for grammar and the rephrasing of some things.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
Only If For A Night by District 7 Profanity reviews
Katniss's nightmares are getting worse as she shares her compartment with Johanna in District 13. Johanna believes she has a solution that might help her relax. Essentially, Joniss smut. Inspired by Florence The Machine's "Only If For A Night."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
The Fire Within by District 7 Profanity reviews
"Johanna had a special eye for fire, being born of it in District Seven." Johanna and Peeta return from the Capitol altered by their torture. Johanna is still protecting Katniss, but the enemy is not who they expect. A Joniss Mockingjay story from Johanna's perspective, slightly AU. Rating M for future chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,378 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O., Johanna M. - Complete
Call of the Void by JMasonD7 reviews
"The sense of smell can be extraordinarily evocative, bringing back pictures as sharp as photographs of scenes that had left the conscious mind." – Thalassa Cruso. A one-shot of Joniss, set during Mockingjay. Spoilers for the books, strong sexual themes. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Katniss E., Johanna M.] - Complete
Plain Sailing Weather by Staccato Stop reviews
Post-series. Rehab. Joniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
Electric Feel by Swinging Cloud reviews
Fill for the GKM. "Brittany bites her lip at the feeling of Santana's slick warmth pressed against her bare stomach- it's one of her favorite feelings." Brittana. Dirrrrty. SMUT. SUMOSMU #3 FTW!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by fembuck reviews
Johanna and Katiness have some energy to burn after training in 13. Johanna/Katniss, femslash, mature, promptfic
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
For Hermione by gin and ironic reviews
Hermione felt sure she would ask to see Harry, or even Ron, and was brushing soil off of her hands when the instinctual part of her brain screamed no. Tonks was there for Hermione. Edited for ff.net.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Hermione G., N. Tonks
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Dignity in Fear reviews
Hermione is tired of being the trio's conscious, and finds respite with someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,625 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Hermione G., N. Tonks]
A Love Like No Other reviews
Sarah and Cosima finally find one another
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Sarah M., Alison H., Cosima, Felix - Complete
Holtzmann'd reviews
If you have ever been interested in what Holtzmann's room would look like.
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - J. Holtzmann, Erin G.
How We Feel reviews
I got tired of the angst/shame-fest in the Quincest and Quinlove fandom; these drabbles are my response. Do not like, do not read!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2016
A Beating Heart reviews
Katniss wakes from a dream while the team is hiding in the Tigris' safe-room, and Cressida is there to help. *If I get enough people clamoring for it, I might extend this*
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Katniss E., Cressida - Complete
