Hi there

So yeah I'm just a regular 18 year old college student who now finally has a little time to himself.

My favorite pairing is easily Harry/Fleur. I like some Marauder based stories.

You can probably guess from this that I really, really, really, hate James and Lily bashing. WTF? Who the hell came up with this concept? Bashing James and Lily is stupid for multiple reasons.

1. All stories that do this are wrong BWL stories. It is really incredibly stupid that James and Lily would ignore Harry in favor of another son. Why? Use your goddamn brain, assuming you have one. Regulus. Remember that Sirius ran away from home because his parents did not support his beliefs, and he was neglected at best. How the hell do you think that James and Lily would forget this example and allow one child to be neglected. As I said stupid.

2. In many of these stories, Harry is ridiculously overpowered. Autonomy people, autonomy. If Harry is a neglected child who does not have the support of his family, how the hell can you expect him to gain the autonomy to become powerful? A child's trust in his or her parents during the first five years of their life is what helps them gain the autonomy to move through life. If they do not know that their parents will love them no matter what, they cannot ever gain any determination or confidence.

3. Lily's sister. Come on guys, how can you expect Lily to allow one child to be neglected when she knew how her sister felt about only Lily having magic?

4. How can you ever imagine that the Lily Evans who must have been ridiculed endlessly during Voldemort's first rise to do that to her own son? Not to mention that she was probably also ridiculed by Gryffindors for maintaining her friendship with Snape for as long as she did. I hope we can end this stupid trend right here, right now.

Now, the Harry/Fleur rant. Harems? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

1. It is never mentioned in any Harry Potter book that wizards have harems. Plus, Fleur Delacour being in a Harem? Fuck you. I do see how the prospect of having extremely beautiful creatures could lead people wanting to write about polygamous relationships, but it does not make any sense. In many of these stories, Fleur is incredibly submissive, and is quite repulsive. I would think that Fleur would like dominating such encounters, not submit so easily to them.

2. These stories just have Harry chaining up girls, and well you know, I am not even going to finish that thought

3. I don't like promiscuous girls. Harem stories have Fleur referring to all of her experience how the hell do you not find that disgusting. Yes, I am a guy, and really like reading something dirty occasionally, but not when it has Fleur talking about how wonderful Harry's dick feels when compared to all of the others she's had. Someone, please write one where Fleur completely dominates the encounter, and with know references to prior intercourse.

4. Fleur was Beauxbatons champian. Why would the Goblet select a whore? Enough said I think.

5. I see it more and more often these days, but stop portraying Fleur as a wimp, or just average. She was Beauxbatons champion, that has to count for something.

Godlike Harry rant

1. Harry is descendent of all the founders, and Merlin. Dumbass if you want to write this shit stop posting it here, and just write for entertainment. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, and stupid. Did I say stupid? Yes, I believe I did. Why is it stupid? Ridiculously overpowered Harry, everyone else stupidly weak in comparison, Dumbledore bashing. I could go on and on.

2. Portraits coming to life and suddenly training Harry. People, come up with something more plausable. In these stories, Harry is unbelievably mature, and either a really boring person, or an asshole. I don't like people that are assholes.

Aging, or maturing Harry for H/F pairing rant

1. Who put the idea into your mind that 14 and 17 year olds are so different? Go to any high school. Facebook this, facebook that, etc etc. there all the same.

2. When at any point in the books does Fleur show that she is mature? She believed the song in the second task, and went crazy just like Harry. She wines about Harry being in the tournament, even though, what the hell can she do about it? She sits around at the Yule Ball and insults everything about Hogwarts. It is really immature to insult your hosts, even if you do not like something.

As captain Rex says, "in my book, experience outranks anything." Harry has had more experience with the nastyer side of humans. By all rights, it is Harry who is more mature than the little French veela.

Unless the purpose of aging Harry is to change the timeline, or to make other aspects of the story seem more realistic, it is stupid to age him just for the paring. I will never age Harry for Harry/Fleur, or give him a sudden personality change.

The person you are on the inside is based on every experience you have had, every memory. Yes, I realise that in the fanfiction world, I am literally the god of the AU I create, however, I will always attempt to maintain practicality.

Personal information:

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Name: Like I'd tell you.

I have a question for all of you. When writing my Harry/Fleur story, I want to have some tips on writing a good romance.

Basically, I feel that in order to have a good romance, I need to make readers ask these questions. When will it happen? How will it happen? What will make it happen? What will people think? What will the couple think? How will the couple feel? What challenges will they endure? Will they endure them together, or will they grow apart? If I got it completely wrong, let me know. Maybe I just need to get layed.

Please note: I am totally blind, so if there are issues with formatting let me know immediately.

Another note: I'm a pretty open and friendly guy, so always feel free to PM me for any reason. Of course, don't annoy me, or I will get very angry.

Update: sorry. I have not stopped writing, I've just been on vacation for the last few weeks, and haven't gotten the time to write. I'll have a Harry/Fleur oneshot for you people in a few days.