10 not so interesting facts about me.

1. I play the flute
2. I do horse riding every Saturday morning.
3. I hate early mornings.
4. I play catch with my crappy phone.
5. I need a new phone.
6. I have a black Labrador called Molly. She's a puppy.
7. I have a picture of a manga dragon that my friend drew and named it Poppadum.
8. I LOVE dragons, griffins, Pegasus, snakes, horses, lizards, spiders, cats, dogs, basically I love all animals and mythical creatures.
9. If I went to Hogwarts I would be in Hufflepuff.
10. I call my brother Baldric, he's so stupid.

Joke Time

Harry Potter: Hey Voldamort!
Voldamort: What.
Harry: Got your nose!
Voldamort: Noooooo!

Q. What does William the Conqueror, Elizabeth the First and Ivan the terrible have in common?
A. The same middle name!

Flynn: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, why such long hair?
Rapunzel: It grew on me.

Loki: Thor, what are you doing?
Thor: I'm writing a song for you brother, because its your birthday, but I cant quite seem to hit the low key.*

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no idea.*

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh.*

if you don't get it say it out loud.

ok so I have a big temper and for those of you who cant feel my wrath I'm going to have a go at some pointless stuff like, Hiccups birthday.

I have read a lot of fan fictions and a lot of them say that his birthday is in October of August or January but if anyone has read How To Be A Hero then they will know that his birthday is on the 29th of February.

Thank you for putting up with my temper.

Completely Awesome Quotes

Game of thrones

"Stars don't fall for men. The comet only means one thing boy. DRAGONS!"

"Sansa can keep her sewing needles, I've got a needle of my own." Arya Stark

"Stick it with the pointy end." Jon Snow

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Saphirabrightscale, Megadracosaurus, HiccupandShermanLover

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copy and past things into your profile, copy and past this into your profile.

If you're a Haddock, copy and paste this on your profile. I'M PROUD TO BE A HADDOCK!

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"Downtown" lyrics

MACKLEMORE LYRICS

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I went to the moped store, said "Fuck it"
Salesman's like "What up, what's your budget?"
And I'm like "Honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds"
He said "I got the one for you, follow me"
Oh it's too real
Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield
Banana seat, how can it be on two wheels?
Eight hundred cash, that's a hell of a deal

I'm headed downtown, cruising through the alley
Tip-toeing in the street like Dally
Pulled up, moped to the valley
Whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise
Dope, my crew is ill, and all we need is two good wheels
Got gas in the tank, cash in the bank
And a bad little mama with her ass in my face
I'm a lick that, stick that, break her off, (Kit-Kat)
Snuck her in backstage, you don't need a wristband
Dope

Killing the game 'bout to catch a body
Passed the Harley, Dukie own a Ducati
Timbaland, Khaled, Scott Storch, Birdman
God damn man, everybody got Bugattis
But I'm a keep it hella 1987
Head into the dealership and drop a stack and cop a Kawasaki
I'm stunting on everybody, hella raw, pass the wasabi
I'm so low that my cajones almost dragging on the concrete
My seat is leather, alright, I'm lying, it's pleather
But girl, we could still ride together
You don't need an Uber, you don't need a cab
Fuck a bus pass, you got a moped man
She got 1988 Mariah Carey hair
Very rare, mom jeans on her derriere
Throwing up the West Side as we tear in the air
Stopping by Pike Place, throwing fish to a player

Downtown, downtown (Downtown)
Downtown, downtown (Downtown)
She has her arms around your waist
With a balance that could keep us safe
(Downtown)
Have you ever felt the warm embrace
(Downtown)
Of the leather seat between your legs
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
(Downtown)
You don't want no beef, boy
Know I run the streets, boy
Better follow me towards
(Downtown)
What you see is what you get girl
Don't ever forget girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown

Dope
Cut the bullshit
Get off my mullet
Stone washed, so raw
Moped like a bullet
(Peeyow!)
It can't catch me
A po-po can't reprimand me
I'm in a B-Boy stance, I'm not dancing
I got your girl in the back doing tandem
Because I'm too damn quick, I'm too damn slick
Whole downtown yelling out "who that is?"

It's me, the M the A-C the K
Stunting like a French pimp from back in the day
I take her to Pend Oreille and I watch her skate
I mean, water ski, ollie ollie oxen free
I'm perusing down fourth and they watching me
I do a handstand, an eagle lands on my seat
Well hello, but baby, the kickstand ain't free
Now do you or do you not wanna ride with me
I got one girl, I got two wheels
She a big girl but ain't a big deal
I like a big girl, I like 'em sassy
Going down the backstreet listening to Blackstreet
Running around the whole town
Neighbors yelling at me like, "you need to slow down"
Going thirty-eight, damn, chill the fuck out
Mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down
If I only had one helmet I would give it to you, give it to you
Cruising down Broadway, girl, what a wonderful view, wonderful view
There's layers to this shit player, Tiramisu, Tiramisu
Let my coat-tail drag but I ain't tearing my suit, tearing my suit

Downtown, downtown (Downtown)
Downtown, downtown
She has her arms around your waist
With a balance that could keep us safe
(Downtown)
Have you ever felt the warm embrace
(Downtown)
Of the leather seat between your legs
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
You don't want no beef, boy
Know I run the streets, boy
Better follow me towards
(Downtown)
What you see is what you get girl
Don't ever forget girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
Downtown

You don't want no beef, boy
Know I run the streets, boy
Better follow me towards
(Downtown)

What you see is what you get girl
Don't ever forget girl
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're
(Downtown)

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Thanks to Timmay, Ishan Bandaragodage, Shan, Vlad Berezovskiy for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): Jacob Dutton
Copyright: Momo Elena Music

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