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 Author has written 6 stories for Turn, Avengers, Supernatural, and Hobbit. Welcome! Glad to see you! Did you find the place alright? My goal is to bring you quality fanfiction that will make you laugh and boost your spirits on a bad day. Or maybe it'll just take you away from your world for a little bit. So please, grab a drink, take a seat and let me tell you a story! You can follow me on tumblr, twitter and AO3. I have more stories there, if you're interested. NOTE: I update AO3 a lot more than I do here. The chapter submission is a lot easier there, and I'm REALLY lazy. Enjoy your stay! | |||||||
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To Liberty by turnaddict reviews
. A strong minded and very intelligent young woman, Kate is not the type of woman to be so easily impressed on by a man, however, that all changes when she meets Major Benjamin Tallmadge. After the fall of Philadelphia, Katherine Allen, the eldest daughter of a wealthy merchant, comes into contact with many faces of our nation's history as she sets out on a dangerous mission.
Turn - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Ben T., Caleb B., J. Andre, Robert R.
By Land or By Sea (Working Title) by AlyssaPierceArrow reviews
Charlotte has left her brothers and native Virginia for Setauket, to embrace the protection of her Aunt Catharine. An ardent (albeit closeted) patriot, she'll prove useful to cousin Abraham and the rest of the Culper Spy Ring. And she will prove invaluable to Major Benjamin Tallmagde, in particular, for different reasons altogether. But enemies lie everywhere. [Ben Tallmadge/OFC]
Turn - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,319 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Abe W., Ben T., Caleb B., OC
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Nom de Guerre reviews
After receiving word of her brother's death at the hands of His Majesty's army, Tabitha McKenna is left with nothing. Desperate not to lose her family's farm, but unwilling to marry in order to keep it, she joins the Continental Army under her brother's name. Side-fic to alyssapiercearrow's By Land or By Sea.
Turn - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Abe W., Ben T., Caleb B., OC
The Only Sane Elf reviews
In which Elrond is the only one to respond to a variety of horror movie cliches in a logical manner during his visit to Erebor. Written for the hobbit kink meme.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Elrond
It Takes A Village reviews
In heaven, when an angel has a child, all the other angels are extremely involved in raising it, regardless of whose it is. So when Cas and Dean have their first, Cas isn't worried when random angels pop in uninvited. Dean, however, is extremely uncomfortable with all these angels constantly showing up and taking his kid. (Fill for the kink meme)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
Common Courtesy reviews
Dean decides to be old-fashioned and ask God for permission to propose to Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
The One Where Loki's Coffee Addiction Got a Bit Out of Hand reviews
In which Loki's motives for invading Earth were geared more towards obtaining a delicious beverage he finds quite addicting. Crack piece for the kink meme, based on a request for Loki on a coffee!high.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
The One Where Loki Screws the Avengers (In More Ways Than One) reviews
"So, let me get this straight," Clint said slowly. "After escaping from an Asgardian prison, faking your death and realizing that you can do ANYTHING you want, the first idea to cross your mind was 'Hey, I think I'll turn myself into a girl and screw my way through the Avengers?" Written as a crack piece for the kink meme.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
