"Marry me," he said with a tired sigh. "You always have to ruin it, don't you?" she pondered, staring at the paneled and peeling ceiling. "What do you remember about that night?" he asked. "...Sloppy kisses and hands that couldn't stay still." "Mine or yours?"

"...That was the worst fake break up I've ever heard." "It wasn't fake," she said. "I really am breaking it off." "You really are breaking off a fake relationship? Do you even hear yourself?" he asked incredulously. -Claire and Owen pretend to be a couple to fend off exes at a holiday party. They then have to deal with word spreading around the park and Claire wanting to save face.

"You know that I regret putting you through that. And that if I thought there was another way, I would have done that. In a heart beat," he stressed. "Yeah," she agreed. "But me torturing you is more fun than you torturing yourself." Takes place after season 2. Felicity has fun getting payback for Oliver using her as bait for Slade. A long one-shot. Rated M-MA for some smut.