ThatBlueScreenGuy
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Joined 06-16-14, id: 5810628, Profile Updated: 07-13-14
Author has written 9 stories for Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, Dragon Age, BioShock, and Fallout.

"I once read somewhere that, out of all the people who set out to make it as a published author, only 3 in 1000 ever actually make it. And of those people who make it, only 1 in 10 earn enough to call it a living.

It's a good thing I never much cared for math, otherwise those numbers would be daunting.

To me, those numbers are just a bit too quantifiable. Too numerical, too statistic. Sure, the odds will never be in my favor, even without the numbers being pushed in my face. I know that.

I just don't find myself caring.

I want this to be me; to be called an author. I want to write stories for people to get lost in, so they might find the happiness and joy that they could be denied on a daily basis. I want people to feel the pain of my writings, to sympathize when a character is having a bad day, to know what that feels like, and find themselves thinking to themselves, "I know what you mean." I want to not just create a story. I want to create peoples and worlds and happiness and sorrow, so that all these things could blend together to create that little thing we humans take for granted.

Life.

I want to create life. Is it arrogant of me to want to play God? Probably. But that has never stopped men before me from trying, and succeeding. We humans are ambitious creatures, and we will never stop reaching for the top; striving for perfection.

And when push comes to shove, us people have a tendency to do great things. Especially from small beginnings." -- ThatBlueScreenGuy

Hey. I'm ThatBlueScreenGuy. Call me Blue, if you like. I am but a humble writer who wishes to go somewhere with his works, yet is struck by so much laziness and procrastination that I doubt much will get done. Still, though. I've written a few pieces that I've shared among some people, and have been told that I've got promise. So, if it is your pleasure, stick around and see what I've got to offer. You might just see something you like...


Quotes to live by (or to say to your friends to seem smart)

"The only zen you're going to find on the top of a mountain is the zen you bring up there." --Unknown

"And just what is the fun in being normal anyway? Mediocrity is a terrible thing." --ThatBlueScreenGuy

"Sleep is God. Go worship." --Butters, in the book Death Masks

"Don't go around saying that the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." --Mark Twain

"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good." --Harry Dresden, in the book White Night

"Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies." --Unknown

"I like to think that 'Impossible' is simply the word people use for that which has yet to be done." --ThatBlueScreenGuy

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else." --Albert Einstein

"There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterwards." --Harry Dresden, in the book Death Mask

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The Knight of Lancaster or Something by College Fool reviews
Ruby always loved her fairy tales, especially the romantic ones of noble knights and royal maidens. A pity hers doesn't fit the cliches so neatly, but that's what happens when you prefer guns to gowns and your Prince Charming is mostly that way by accident. Just who is the knight of Lancaster here, anyway? (A young girl's tale of first love, fidelity, and the fate of the Kingdom.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 404,299 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Ruby R., OC, Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 995,902 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier - Complete
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Don't Jump by Inai Serdtse reviews
Black and White Spy up to their old shenanigans again. White's trap goes horribly wrong and causes some changes in Black's mind. Really bad summary is really bad.
Spy vs Spy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
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Arcane Effect: Life is Hard reviews
Life is hard. Dying is easy. And when a man turned wizard dies, he just finds himself back to the difficulties of life, only a long way from home, and with new found power. Now, he has to help fight against the galaxy's greatest threats, all while being tempted by a being older than time itself. Life is hard. But it sure as Hell beats the alternative. (Mass Effect meets Magic)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,159 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 7/18/2014 - J. Garson, OC
Arcane Effect: 101 Ways To Wizard reviews
Being a man of magic in a world of science is never easy, and has more near-death experiences than one would think. But Michael Blackstone takes what comes and keeps on going. Some would say it's because he's stubborn. Others prefer the term pig headed. But really, when thrown into a world of crazy, Michael just wants to show you how it's done. Wizard style. (Companion Story)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 3/10/2015
The Tales We're Told reviews
Constants and variables. It's always been about constants and variables. Somewhere in creation, Booker drowned and Elizabeth died trying to wipe Comstock out of infinity. But the Lutece's saw what happened. They wished to try again. Only different this time. Infinity is very, very large. At some point, Booker wasn't the one sent after the girl. He was. A new variable. A new ending.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 12/11/2016
Ain't That Lucky reviews
It's always good to have the luckiest guy in the room at your back. On the hunt for her son in a world gone mad, Elizabeth will take whatever help she can get. He's a loudmouth troublemaker who's too carefree for his own good, but he's done this dance before. Place your bets. Lady Luck loves this guy.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016
Wyld Magicks reviews
They found him in a flash of light in the middle of the night, suffering from a talent that was killing him. When he woke up, he hadn't the faintest as to where he was. But even with his own wild magic set against him, he's determined to carve something of his own in this unfamiliar land.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2016 - unknown 1, OC
Dream of a Destiny
Ever since he was a boy, he would dream of a destiny he never thought he'd realize. He would live a life that never fit him, thinking it was all he was able to. Then came the day that a creature so different, yet so familiar attacked his home, and his destiny, long since thought impossible to him, finally came to fruition.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Published: 1/3/2016
The Dragonborn's Wedding reviews
They say everyone cheered on the day of the wedding of the Dragonborn. As it turns out, however, not everyone was quite as pleased as thought.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
When The Pilot's Away reviews
Joker's off at the bathroom, and Samuel decides to sit in his chair. It goes horribly wrong. (Stupid little story I came up with in the middle of the night)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - J. Garson, Joker, OC - Complete
The City Burned reviews
After escaping from a doomed city, the weight of the war catches up to them...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - J. Garson, OC