Link for 'Dentist': http:///KJ-6TCPdbl0

Link for 'Fall of the Empire: http:///vL4q7BBzanI

Link to life-writers human Bill: http:///post/98683452185/have-some-more-bills-on-the-house

I have a Deviantart now! Yay~

I'll post all my stories on there eventually, so don't worry about not being there! I'll also get my tablet hooked up soon so I can ACTUALLY do some art as well.: http:///

WARNING! My profile is VERY LONG. You might not see the light of day if you read it all.

Name: Natalie

Fanfiction nickname: Zap (My PoG name. SEE BELOW!)

Age: 14

Height: 5 feet 4 inches

Weight: Should I really share that...?

Skin color: White (More of a tan, I suppose...)

Eye color: Hazel (Brown and Green)

Hair: Straight, Brown, Blonde, then Blue

Birthday: March 29th

Grade: 9th (I'ma Freshie!)

Likes: Pokémon, Minecraft, Fan Fiction, Ninjago, Sonic the Hedgehog, Phineas & Ferb, Gravity Falls, Poptropica, MY LITTLE PONY!!

Favorite Subject: Science

Career Choice: Game Designer

Relationship status: Single, but not really looking for love.

How I would describe myself: Gee whiz, where do I start?!

Pets: A dog, Fish, and a bearded dragon.

Most popular fanfic: Celestial Falls Oneshots

Ships: PercyxAnnabeth (Percabeth), JayxNya (Jaya), ZanexPixal (Zaxal), SonicxAmy (Sonamy), SilverxBlaze (Silvaze), KnucklesxRouge (Knuxouge), WendyxDipper (Wendip), DipperxPacifica (Dippcifica? Dippica? What's the name???) MabelxBill (Mabill)

Favorite song: Love Bites by Halestorm

Favorite Disney song: Friends on the Other Side- From Princess and the Frog

Favorite show: Gravity Falls

Favorite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean

Favorite villain: Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

Favorite color: Aqua Blue

Favorite animal: Perigrine Falcon

Favorite mythical creature: Gryphon

Favorite video game (franchise): Sonic the Hedgehog/ Pokemon

Favorite quote(s):

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed

Booker T. Washington

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

-Harriet Tubman

Favorite Final Boss theme: Kirby Return to Dreamland: C-R-O-W-N-E-D

Favorite food: Monkey Munch (Its a family recipie. Its HEAVEN IN YO MOUTH!)

Favorite Youtuber: SkyDoesMinecraft

Favorite Minecraft Song: Take Back the Night -Original Music Video by Captain Sparkles

MORE ABOUT ME

Intresting Things About Me:

- Went to see The Book of Life, and now consider it a better love story then Twilight.

- Is one of the official writers for the Mystery Hull on tumblr!

- I screamed when I saw the Trailer for Season 2 of Gravity Falls (It looks SO COOL!)

- When I play games and I lose 3 times in a row, I scream 'NOTHING CAN BEAT THE EPIC POWER OF BUTTON MASHING!' and proceed to smash my hands against the remote. It usually works ... Usually.

- I consider my sister a schister.

- I believe to be a human incarnate of Luna (BEST PRINCESS EVER): I enjoy the Night more then my sister (Who just so happens to be older), I feel like my sister gets more credit then me, and I stay up much later then her humming 'The Moon Rises'

- I HATE SPIDERS AND WASPS. I hate them with a BURNING PASSION

- I'm a Christian

- Me and my two friends are making a animated series called 'PoG' (PoG stands for 'Protectors of the Gyros), but its very early in development. If you want, I can post some of the scripts.

Copy and paste if...

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews
You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face
You've ever talked to yourself
You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching
If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar (Like Zane,) copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you've ever wished you could be normal, screw you. There's no such thing. So don't bother copy and pasting it.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, ForeverDreamer12, Astrid16, Natflash498

If you want Ninjago to continue, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you have watched Ninjaball Run more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have seen every Ninjago episode and YOU WANT MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Lord Garmadon makes you laugh, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE Kai, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Nya deserves a bigger and better role, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Zane is completely and totally EPIC, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Ninjago post this on your profile: "Ninjago is the word for awesome"

If you LOVE Ninjago paste this on your profile "I LOVE NINJAGO"

If you wish that you were a ninja/samurai/Spinjitzu master, PASTE THIS ONE YOUR PROFILE!

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My friends (and I) are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If your best friend knows you are completely insane, and yet somehow puts up with your antics every time you see her, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Screen doors are painful and sneaky. If you agree, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile.

If you were invisible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile

PURPLE PANCAKES!!! If your really random copy this to your profile.

If you ever cried because of a movie copy this to your profile.

If are a child inside and watch a lot of cartoons copy this to your profile

If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile

If you ever just danced for no good reason, Just for the fun of it copy this to your profile

If you always wanted to be in a cartoon copy this to your profile

If you have a weird laugh copy this to your profile.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, writersrle, AngelsJoker, Silver Melody217, Fox of Magic, TLYRB, I'll Eat Yourself, Poppyfire333, Natflash498

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have a mom who tells you countless times to wash your hands when you already know, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever spun in a circle so many times that the whole room was spinning around you and you fell to the floor, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever jumped on the bed before and had so much fun, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile

iF YOU HAVE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile to make it longer

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't, you are heartless and have no soul.

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

If you are mad about Gravity Falls not coming out with another episode yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you HATE, HATE, HATE WASPS AND HORNETS WITH A BURNING PASSION, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. I'm mostly the third. :3

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are mad about Gravity Falls not coming out with another episode yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in magic, copy this on your profile

If by any chance you have Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) copy and paste this on your file.

If you think Oreos are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

You know you've watched two much Gravity Falls when

-You go into the forest hoping to find a gemlioblin

-You look for a book with a six fingered hand and a number on it

-You put to much glitter on things

-YOU MUST HAVE A PIG

-THE PIGS NAME MUST BE WADDLES

-(For girls only) you get crushes on random guys and tell them that you love turtles

-(For boys only) you get a crush on a redhead three years older than you

-You think that we are the lesser for not rolling around in our own filth

-It's on your bucket list to punch a pteradactal in the face

-AMULETS MUST BE FOUND

-You think you're voice cracks to much

-You're obssessed with portals and getting your long lost brother back

-YOU PLAY DUNGEONS DUNGEONS AND MORE DUNGEONS

If you wish some scientist would HURRY UP and create a portal to Gravity Falls, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?"

If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do research for no other reason but to fulfill curiosity, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you had a different eye color, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Okay, I just got a pet rock, and here's how to take care of it:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. A lot meaning all the time... (YES)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (YES)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (YES)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (YES)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (YES)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (YES)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (YES)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I do it from the IPhone, I'm wearing out my thumbs instead)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (YES)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (YES)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (YES Rainbows and sparkly unicorns!)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

List only 10 characters from any series.

(1) Dipper Pines

(2) Mabel Pines

(3) Phineas

(4) Ferb

(5) Kai

(6) Jay

(7) Cole

(8) Zane

(9) Sonic

(10) Shadow

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Dipper, get out! What? No I wasn't singing 'Disco Girl'! What makes you say that?!

7 cooked you dinner.

Considering the duck chowder incident, I'll pass.

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Kai walked in and broke Ferbs' machine. He's really annoyed because he was working a good hour on it try to impress Vanessa (Yes, I ship it. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!)

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Cole, are you making a move on Nya again? Oh, Jay, come here, gimme a hug. You wanna watch Stay Destroyer together?

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Thanks for the hug, Sonic. Yes, I know I'm going to scream sing 'Let It Go' in front of 500 people in a mall, but it's going to be SO worth it.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Dear lord, save me. Mabel, what're you DOING?!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Well, Welcome to the family, Zane!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

No, Jay, I DON'T have your sonic screwdriver replica. Can you get me out of this chair now?

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

This doesn't compute. Ferb is perfect at relationship advice. And Cole, whose the lucky girl? Nya?

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Uh, thank you, Kai...

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

BWAHAHA! Oh, Oh this is rich. Dipper, Sonic, what were you looking for?!

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Zane had it up to here with Jay constantly dying his white gi light blue, when Cole really did all of it. Pass the popcorn, please. It's extra butter, right?

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Ooh, are you gonna build a super lightning rod, Ferb? Where's Phineas?

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Kai, if this is about your missing hair gel, no, I'm innocent and go talk to Jay. LEAVE ME ALONE!

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Hmm, picnic with Shadow or Café with Mabel... I'm gonna stick with Shadow because the poor guy needs friends and I wanna know why he invited ME to a picnic of all people. Sorry, Mabel. Maybe Ferb will come with you!

1 suspects you are Kira.

Dipper, I know you're into all that conspiracy jazz, but I have no idea who she is.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Sonic's gonna Spin Dash the door down trying to get away from Amy while me and Tails look on hysterically.

4 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Aww, Ferb!

2 Is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

SINCE WHEN ON EARTH DOES MABEL NOT WANT TO SING KARAOKE. Oh, sing 'Taking Over Midnight'! I love that one!

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Shadow. Probably...